It's always the relationship threads that get the pure gold.
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Good News! I'm Single!
- Thread starter BigBlueConk
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Is right. Get fingering on the weekend mate. Those mates of hers that you liked? Text them. They'll be gagging for it.
Don't forget you have to accept the fact she'll be taking a mandatory smashing this weekend mate, you've moved on. Even if it is one of your best mates destroying her foof. It's the game and you've played your best card.
Don't forget you have to accept the fact she'll be taking a mandatory smashing this weekend mate, you've moved on. Even if it is one of your best mates destroying her foof. It's the game and you've played your best card.
BigBlueConk
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I have a plan to set my standards high for the weekend. Set my sights on some ravishing ladies that I know.
As the knock me back one by one, I will turn my attentions towards the more attainable, less good looking, saggy, pock faced, haggered, beauties that I work with.
Then if that fails, it's you lot.
As the knock me back one by one, I will turn my attentions towards the more attainable, less good looking, saggy, pock faced, haggered, beauties that I work with.
Then if that fails, it's you lot.
Get smashing lid and good luck.
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