gonna be scorchio

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Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian

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how do i know ?

just got a nosebleed which never fails to signify the arrival of hot weather, unless of couse it means i've been bonked on the conk.

get out the speedo's and prepare for an Indian Summer
 
Lad you'v just had to much of the devils dandruff...!!!


Hope your right thou!!

i've inhaled more dandruff than i have that stuff.

it's always bob on , as a kid i would get nosebleeds that just pumped for hours, and summers were always hot then.

top tip * if you cant get a nosebleed to stop, squirt some jif lemon on something and plug it, you'll pull a string of gunk out but it will stop. worked every time as a kid, including a night when i visited 3 medical establishments in sintellins, know as 'thospikal' there, all failed 'til a nurse came up with the jif trick.
 
dont know if it's accurate on a national level tbh. it's raining here as well, but this will just be clearing the skies ready for glorious baking hot days.

it's the nostrildamus method of weather prediction.
 
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