ALANSTUBBS
Player Valuation: £5m
I find the tactical geniuses dotted around me in the Gwladys who supply (without prompt) their well informed running commentary,
"COME OF EBTON DEEZ ARE S***E"
"GET STUCK IN BLUEZ"
"FFS LUKAKU YOU LAZY B*****D"
"Get the Ale in Paul, it's chokka"
"KOFF MCARTHY YOU ABSOLUTE BELL"
Are just a selection of the pearls of wisdom passed down through the ages. When contrasted to some of the outbursts on this very electronic forum they are positively erudite in comparison.
"COME OF EBTON DEEZ ARE S***E"
"GET STUCK IN BLUEZ"
"FFS LUKAKU YOU LAZY B*****D"
"Get the Ale in Paul, it's chokka"
"KOFF MCARTHY YOU ABSOLUTE BELL"
Are just a selection of the pearls of wisdom passed down through the ages. When contrasted to some of the outbursts on this very electronic forum they are positively erudite in comparison.









