Giving or receiving?

Groucho · March 31, 2015

Allezfan said:
She'd have been happier if I'd got her name right on it.

Dear d̶a̶d̶, mam,

My own mother got my name wrong last week.

This is a follow on from last year, when she got my age wrong, on my birthday. I'm not adopted.

My own mother.

Ashtonian · March 31, 2015

in line with OP, reciving is always great, why wouldnt you want free stuff?

Always give back in return though

COYBL25 · March 31, 2015

SerenityNigh said:
All these gingers coming out, what is this?

BlueIsTheColour · March 31, 2015

my cat left me some presents this morning which weren't much fun to receive

DualityNSNO · March 31, 2015

Not. Arsed.

steken1 · March 31, 2015

scratchnsurf said:
I should neg you for failing to link a picture of animals bumming here.

You really should,. Things are slipping

steken1 · March 31, 2015

toffeejack said:
prefer giving tbh. most guys are gunna say whaaa, but there's not many things better than hearing a girl moan because of what you can do with your tounge.

umm, ah feck it, who cares if that was a bit too graphic and personal ha

You misspelt tongue you bad Virgin!

toffeejack · March 31, 2015

steken1 said:
You misspelt tongue you bad Virgin!

hahaha typical virgin mistake

Philefc83 · March 31, 2015

"You've got to give more than you take" - Christopher Reeve.

HughesyEFC · March 31, 2015

Philefc83 said:
"You've got to give more than you take" - Christopher Reeve.

Then end up in a wheel chair...

Mrtallywacker · March 31, 2015

Proverbs 11:24-25
One gives freely, yet grows all the richer; another withholds what he should give, and only suffers want. Whoever brings blessing will be enriched, and one who waters will himself be watered.

HughesyEFC · March 31, 2015

Mrtallywacker said:
Proverbs 11:24-25
One gives freely, yet grows all the richer; another withholds what he should give, and only suffers want. Whoever brings blessing will be enriched, and one who waters will himself be watered.

Watersports?

AlE · March 31, 2015

Both. I like the smile on her face when she opens her cheap perfume.

I also enjoy the expensive jacket she bought me.

Sorted.

SerenityNigh · March 31, 2015

Mrtallywacker said:
Proverbs 11:24-25
One gives freely, yet grows all the richer; another withholds what he should give, and only suffers want. Whoever brings blessing will be enriched, and one who waters will himself be watered.

No man grows wiser than the one with 700 or so wives and another 300 or so mistresses