All tourists who act like idiots should be banished to an Island called "Tourism" and be forced to live with other tourist-idiots. They would eventually develop their own language, likely a pidgin language of English, German, Italian, with a Canadian accent and southern American hints of inflection. They would all talk super loud and complain a lot. A lot. But eventually they might even develop a barter system trading crappy clothing like baseball caps, jean shorts, and Hawaiian shirts. And eventually because they are all clueless unaware idiots, they would die of dehydration; for only 15 meters away from a culturally sensitive landmark where the idiots line-up daily to take selfies is a potable spring of water that sits undiscovered.
