No, he hasn't even been released at the end of his contract, he's had it cancelled by his club. If his club was ******* Real Madrid I might be interested but Derby ‘struggling to avoid getting relegated from the Championship’ County. Nah, we really can do better than their rejects.
If that was the case, I would never know that Danny likes Bovril or even what Bovril is, that English fancy t-bone flavored crisps, Chico is an insatiable bummer, Goat is apparently storing three goats around his waist, or that the words of LCAB are gospel.
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