Getting sent down next week 😢

[Tim's tourettes]

Another I remember was “don’t want no short d***ed man”

All the cougars would be in the dance floor staring at us young virile young lads and mouthing the words to this song and we’d all crap ourselves with fear

Sounds like the Grafton...

 

[matty1878]

You ask the score of matchs mate in some threads when you could simply look on livescore

Your one to talk

legs it… to the lazy thread

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[Bazlar]

That’s the way we like to f……


I actually remember this song used to get played in nightclubs when I was younger

Must have been before my time

 

[Yarrgh]

I believe that they use cigarettes as a de facto currency for contraband. I reckon that's the business to get involved in.

 

[blue61]

Lube up.

 

[Kurt.]

Must have been before my time

Where do you think yer mar met me ???

 

[chrismpw]

5 year sentence on first offence in the we-cant-afford-prison UK? What was it, wipe out Sunderland with a dirty bomb, or criticise Woman's Hour?

I'd go for the solitary ta.

 

[Old Blue 2]

Sounds like the Grafton...

By that reply, you're a Scouser.

Or if not, what the hell are you doing travelling any distance to go there...

 

[sdk]

Learn your toilet wine recipes before you go in or you’ll end up indebted to a big guy with a swastika tattooed on his face.

 

[sdk]

And most important, relax and have fun!

 

[Rita_Poon]

Learn your toilet wine recipes before you go in or you’ll end up indebted to a big guy with a swastika tattooed on his face.

 

[Bazlar]

By that reply, you're a Scouser.

Or if not, what the hell are you doing travelling any distance to go there...

Don't knock the Grafton

 

[Old Blue 2]

Don't knock the Grafton

I'm not, but Man, that place had a hell of a reputation!

Whenever my band was travelling home along West Derby Road in the band van in the early '70s after a gig in the city centre, there was always beef tins outside there!

 

[carlos21]

Expected five year sentence, should be out in under 3 years for good behaviour.

As a first timer, would you keep your head down and hope to carve out a niche of relative calm, get used to it and do your time,

OR, crack some skulls on your first day to get put in solitary so you don’t have to deal with your fellow cretins in general population and aren’t exposed to Everton results?

To clarify, I’m not getting sent down, it’s just a thread about incarceration.

What have you done Jamie.