Getting sent down next week 😢

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Keep your head down and do your time innit lad.

Yeah, because that's your style.

 

[Moonlight dribbler]

Watch Shawshank Redemption. 'Nothing went in Andy Dufreyne's mouth that night nor any other'. Check the scene in which that quote is spoken by the Narrator. Hope it helps.

 

[NeilMorepies]

All I know is you go inside with a bum hole like a 5p piece and when you leave it’s like a 50p

?? Shaped like an equilateral-curve heptagon?

No Everton games for 3 years? You lucky sod.

 

[matty1878]

Expected five year sentence, should be out in under 3 years for good behaviour.

As a first timer, would you keep your head down and hope to carve out a niche of relative calm, get used to it and do your time,

OR, crack some skulls on your first day to get put in solitary so you don’t have to deal with your fellow cretins in general population and aren’t exposed to Everton results?

To clarify, I’m not getting sent down, it’s just a thread about incarceration.

why even make this?

 

[Bazlar]

why even make this?

Must have been watching Shawshank

 

[notrevE5]

All I know is you go inside with a bum hole like a 5p piece and when you leave it’s like a 50p

you go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver....

 

[tommye]

Hope you've been giving your arsehole stretching exercises cos Big Betty on B wing ain't gonna be gentle with you pretty boy.


Good luck mate x

 

[Bedfordblue]

Don’t forget to pack all your essentials in your prison suitcase.

 

[Harryflashman]

Expected five year sentence, should be out in under 3 years for good behaviour.

As a first timer, would you keep your head down and hope to carve out a niche of relative calm, get used to it and do your time,

OR, crack some skulls on your first day to get put in solitary so you don’t have to deal with your fellow cretins in general population and aren’t exposed to Everton results?

To clarify, I’m not getting sent down, it’s just a thread about incarceration.

School /playground for grown ups , everything increases its level proportionately. All rules pretty much apply

 

[Jamiednm]

why even make this?

It’s an interesting aspect of society, and as a broad minded and intelligent forum, it’s ripe for discussion here.

 

[YoboCopter]

why even make this?

You ask the score of matchs mate in some threads when you could simply look on livescore

Your one to talk

 

[Vintage]

All I know is you go inside with a bum hole like a 5p piece and when you leave it’s like a 50p

Your arse hole looks like Michael Keane??

 

[Kurt.]

Head down, ass up

That’s the way we like to f……


I actually remember this song used to get played in nightclubs when I was younger

 

[Nymzee]

That’s the way we like to f……


I actually remember this song used to get played in nightclubs when I was younger

*face down, ass up was the song

 

[Kurt.]

*face down, ass up was the song

Another I remember was “don’t want no short d***ed man”

All the cougars would be in the dance floor staring at us young virile young lads and mouthing the words to this song and we’d all crap ourselves with fear