Getting Rid of All Me Nike Clobber Because of THAT kit deal!!!

[AndyC]

Refused to bank with Standard Chartered when living in Ghana, banked in South Africa rather than associate myself in any way with 'them' and Zanussi, Crown, Carlsberg, Nivea and Western Union can all do one too !

 

[AdamEFC]

Got a Nivea gift set for chrimbo.

Bounced it off me nans head covered myself in Lynx Africa.

EVERTON ARNT WE

 

[ClausThomsen]

Never used Petro-Canada for my refining and industrial lubricant requirements since they signed up.

 

[Number_25]

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of oxygen after I saw a video of Jordan Henderson breathing.

 

[Connor]

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of oxygen after I saw a video of Jordan Henderson breathing.

It's fine if you breathe through your nose and not your mouth like he does

 

[Number_25]

It's fine if you breathe through your nose and not your mouth like he does

Nah mate, we're Everton.

 

[AdamEFC]

It's fine if you breathe through your nose and not your mouth like he does

Sake

I’m basically a mouth breathing Mackem tit

 

[KaiserEFC]

I won’t even enter Liverpool because it’s the name of their club, jammed a screwdriver in the corner of my eye so I can’t see red, shoot any bird that comes in my back garden and I’ve gone gay because women are sometimes called birds. If you ain’t me you ain’t a top bloo.

 

[Jimishorts]

Just burnt 6 pairs of Nike trabbs, anyone know where they sell Hummel ones?

 

[MikeB1980]

I taught my kid all the wrong spellings for his test today as I didn’t want to take the chance of him having a paper covered in ticks

Think of all the red pen it’ll have covered on it now instead though!

 

[Yarrgh]

I can't drink a nice refreshing glass of Tibetan water now. Tainted it is now.

 

[PITA]

Think of all the red pen it’ll have covered on it now instead though!

FFS, there’s no way round it.

 

[The binman chronicles]

You lot are mental.

 

[LEONARD]

The new RS away kit looks good.

 

[Big_Duncs_Fod]

I wont even have a blood transfusion as I don't want any of that RS in me.