Getting old

[urquattro]

MATE labels.

I found a can that cleans the oven, tried to read the label and its just a blur, im gonna have to get 1 of the kids or the wife to read it for me.

Utter nightmare.

Its weird, I can read fine on my phone, but any sort of label and my eyes go NOPE.

I have an app on my phone for this very reason.

 

[Goat]

I have an app on my phone for this very reason.

Whats it called?

 

[urquattro]

Whats it called?

Magnifier on the Play Store if you're on Android like me.

 

[magicjuan]

You know you're old when your poo's smell like your dads.

Mine are like roses, my farts however, have a density and pungency that only scientists could explain.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

So let’s recap: hairy ears, elongated scrotums, bigger ears and nose, having to use apps to read labels, hot flushes, making loud noises when getting up off the couch and smelly dad poos.
Does anyone want to provide some negatives to all this to balance it out?

 

[canuckblue]

Beats the alternative.

 

[Walken]

Do some yoga, work out and eat better. Growing old can be very enjoyable with a bit of luck towards your health and no longer being obligated to destroy your free time in sweaty overcrowded hell holes full of helmets

 

[Joey66]

I have an app on my phone for this very reason.

Whats an App? lol

 

[Joey66]

Do some yoga, work out and eat better. Growing old can be very enjoyable with a bit of luck towards your health and no longer being obligated to destroy your free time in sweaty overcrowded hell holes full of helmets

Tried Yoga once in a class for stress - next day my disc in my back had popped out in ruddy agony

 

[Walken]

Tried Yoga once in a class for stress - next day my disc in my back had popped out in ruddy agony

Of course some people may be better admitting defeat Joe

 

[Joey66]

Of course some people may be better admitting defeat Joe

Umph stick to your yoga you hipster..... lol

 

[WA Toffee]

I have an app on my phone for this very reason.

just use the camera and zoom in

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Got invited to drinks after work on Friday by some young coworkers in another dpt...had to decline. Didn't know what to make of their reactions when I mentioned my age after they tried to goad me, but they all thought I was in my early/mid thirties so that was nice.

Finished up the cooler talk, went to get in the car to head home, twisted my knee wrong getting in (my car sits super low and I'm 6'2-6'3). It's the first time this knee, which was basically reconstructed, has acted up in a "oooo, feck me" way; feels like I took a 12-gauge slug to the side of it or something.

Felt justified, declining the drinks offer.

Just waiting for her to get home tonight...Pamper Town for this big baby. She saw what originally happened to it though and what a shytshow it was, which helps. I've got ice on it, she'll be proud until I tell her why.

Remember men, they may roll their eyes at you, but they secretly love still feeling desired. woof.

Olderton, aren't we?

 

[Joey66]

You know you're old when you see people drink beer out of a beer bottle, & you prefer to pour it in a glass....... lol

 

[random]

I used to be a fantastic lover. Now all I see in her eyes is disappointment. So old.

Time to get yourself a new cat by the sounds of things