Getting old

[JimmyJeffers]

Why does that have to be age restricted?

Yeah it’s another of those things the old boys like to keep to themselves. God forbid a youngster wearing a sun faded suit and ordering a John smiths at 11:30am. The oldies would be up in arms!

 

[Goat]

I have, on many an occassion, been seen to take a photo of a product on my phone so I could zoom in to read the label.
Did you know Tampax contain paraffin? ?

WHY, would be my first question.

 

[lancs blue]

Drinking mild as a half pint whilst reading the paper in the pub all afternoon. Stamina indeed

 

[magicjuan]

WHY, would be my first question.

It helps the stringy bit stay 'water resistant' ?

 

[peteblue]

Another bonus.

You’re thinking John Thomas aren’t you…..

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I have, on many an occassion, been seen to take a photo of a product on my phone so I could zoom in to read the label.
Did you know Tampax contain paraffin? ?

Did you find that out thinking you were taking a photo of disposable razors?

 

[peteblue]

I don’t have to at 6’5”

You got the numbers reversed again….

 

[peteblue]

Not be long before you’re drinking in a spoons by yourself, wearing a dusty suit on a tues afternoon.

He’s been doing that for a few years now…..


just kidding Goat….

 

[magicjuan]

Did you find that out thinking you were taking a photo of disposable razors?

I thought it was 20 Regal King Size ?

 

[Prevenger17]

Hahahahaha

 

[peteblue]

Hahahahaha

Oh Christ, big nose is back…..

 

[Prevenger17]

Oh Christ, big nose is back…..

And I can smell your decaying liver from across the Irish sea

 

[peteblue]

And I can smell your decaying liver from across the Irish sea

With those ears you can probably hear it……

 

[Littlesue]

I don’t have to at 6’5”

How old are you, have you lost height yet?

 

[peteblue]

How old are you, have you lost height yet?

He’s now 4’6” and twenty years older than he remembers…..incidentally Sue you are just taller than my wife…..