Get in Hibbert

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A bemused Hibbert finds himself in the opposition’s box for a corner. Whilst facing the wrong corner flag the ball comes in and strikes him on the back of his head and cannons into the net. Takes the applause with one arm aloft and the other rubbing the back of his head.

Stranger things have happened:lol:
 
Hibbert will snap up a goalkick from Jagielka and play a 1-2 with Howard through the Barca defence in the dying minute of the final of the Champions League, just to come alone with the goalie and try to shoot in the topcorner only to stumble and fall on his nose to slowly head the ball home along the ground while their goalie flies to the topcorner totally fooled by this unique dribble.
 

hibbert is going to burst down the right, play a one two with osman to get by the oppo full back, everyone thinks its going to be an outswinger, but he cracks a fierce bannana shot that swerves into the top right corner
 
Tim Howard makes a jinxing 90 yard run from his own box, he trips up over the ball flat onto his face and the ball slowly runs into the back of the net.

Because the FA are [Poor language removed] they award it to Tony Hibbert.
 
Diving header at the post into the top corner in his last game for the club, which clinches the league.

Moments later, Anfield crashes to the ground under the roar emanating from Goodison and the faint blue visages of Dixie, Labby and Bally are seen at centre circle with arms aloft. The moment is so surreal that the only words Stuart Hall can muster into his headset are "f*ckin' hell..."

I've seen it in dreams...
 
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Hibbert Crosses to far post, defender attempts clearance , Hibbert running in ball hits him on the knee and rockets into far top corner, goodison erupts after everyone looks on open mouthed for 30 sec's.:lol:
 
If Hibbert scores it will be the single biggest roar from an Everton crowd. If at Goodison, it will be a louder than the night we beat Bayern Munich in 85'
 
In the eurogoblet final Hibbo with the ball on the right, running at the left back, who anticipating a top-class dribbler moves to intercept, however Hibbo is not top class an knows only one way, he runs in a straight line directly to goal and smashes it between the keeper's legs for the winner.
 
top thread : )

Remember Vinny Samways goal against blackburn in the charity shield 95/96?

that but more shin.
 
Eventually, Tony Hibbert will score a goal, and in doing so, it will help put an end to war and poverty, it will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony, allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life...



....then we riot!
 

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