Get in Hibbert

[Seamus Colemole]

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[Seamus Colemole]

The ball will be crossed from the left and headed toward the edge of the penalty area by a defender. Then hibbert who is stood on the half way line will take his boot off and throw it at the ball knocking it in to the goal
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[Welton Toffee]

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Post of the day

 

[R.E.T.N.U.B]

B.R Refugee ! just to say I am now here,more later.

 

[kenada_blue]

He'll never score. EVER. The opposition box is like kryptonite to him. The only time he ever ventured into it, he fell over.

 

[The Esk]

Hibbert will score against Liverpool at Anfield in a goal eerily similar to Maradona's 2nd goal against England in '86.

By remarkable co-incidence, Barry Davies will be commentator and will say "You have to say that's magnificent."

 

[evilwebby]

Hibbert could not score in a brothel.

 

[Axlswhk]

He score more against us than he did for us??

 

[teppic]

hibbert will burst in to the box, burnley style, and wrap it in to the corner of the net.

and we will all say... erm... he's been here ten years, why has he not done that before?

 

[chicoazul]

It will be the first recorded occurence of a tackle-cum-goal.

Theres no other way it can happen.

 

[Abraders]

He's gunner receive the ball from Howard, run down the right hand side, play a one two with Osman and then cut inside to the box ... a couple of step overs, round 2 players and taps it in graciously to the bottom left.
We riot.
Hibbert becomes awesome from then on.

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Hope to god we're ruling out an own goal here.... it's a distinct possibility.

Hibbert scores off a deflection - instead of watching the ball or the goal, he wanders into the box chasing a piece of windblown confetti. Fellani inadvertently hits him with a flying limb, knocking Hibbert to the earth and while crawling after the confetti just out of his reach, Arteta fires from 25 yards, it clips Hibbert's forehead on the way by and finds the lower corner. Hibbert jumps to his feet and begins to celebrate that he finally got that damn confetti, oblivious to the fact Everton has just scored. Goal of the week!!!

 

[Gerard_Francis]

A bemused Hibbert finds himself in the opposition’s box for a corner. Whilst facing the wrong corner flag the ball comes in and strikes him on the back of his head and cannons into the net. Takes the applause with one arm aloft and the other rubbing the back of his head.

 

[best little spaniard]

So we're all agreed it'll be a wonder goal, or a complete accident.

 

[Huey]

Hibbert overlaps Osman down the right wing and gets the ball played to him only to mishit the cross, slicing a looping ball around and over the keeper into the far side of the goal. In interviews afterwards Hibbert claims to have done it on purpose.