Get fresh at the weekend

[chicoazul]

Showin out.


Whats everyone doing.

Sat: Watch footie with United supporting friend (Wanderer I haven't forgot you). Followed by beers and see where I end up things.

Sun: Lie in, return to gym after six week absence. Hopefully a swim.

 

[Brownie]

Doing a big demonstration on Sunday which I haven't done since I was about 16, wish me luck cheeksy.

 

[chicoazul]

Good luck Browns, you'll teach them.


passes pitchfork*

 

[Brownie]

Erm, I made it sound like a marching anti-something demonstration didn't I. It's actually gymnastics, whoops. I would never be arsed to go on a proper demonstration, unless it was something really important like Mikel Arteta.

 

[heatmeiser]

Are you the one that prances around on the mat waving a ribbon around?

 

[ricardobee]

Erm, I made it sound like a marching anti-something demonstration didn't I. It's actually gymnastics, whoops. I would never be arsed to go on a proper demonstration, unless it was something really important like Mikel Arteta.

You're doing a gymnastics demonstration? I'm impressed

I banged my head whilst executing a forward roll during my BAGA 4 exam in 1975 and this prematurely ended my promising gymnastic career.

 

[bluebastardo]

Sleeping.
Someone tell me when it's all over.

 

[chicoazul]

Erm, I made it sound like a marching anti-something demonstration didn't I. It's actually gymnastics, whoops. I would never be arsed to go on a proper demonstration, unless it was something really important like Mikel Arteta.

Ive just watched that Arteta interview, right now in fact. A couple of things:

1 - He could be lying but I hang on every word staring into those dreamy eyes.

2 - For some reason, he genuinely feels part of us.

3 - The physios techniques are a bit dramatic and [Poor language removed] really.

4 - He certainly doesnt sit around his gaff wearing Everton training gear, what an awkward conversation that would have been.

Nice place you got here, a pool WOW that just um thats just great. Listen, Mr Moyes said do you mind putting your training clobber on so everyone thinks youre committed to the cause...do you watch Benidorm mate, love Espana me"

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Going to 'Mundomar' dolphin park for my daughter's birthday. Hopefully back by 18.30. See you all later

 

[chicoazul]

Going to 'Mundomar' dolphin park for my daughter's birthday. Hopefully back by 18.30. See you all later

Enjoy SeaWorld mate.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

sons football
full english
bit of a fanny about, maybe with kids on bikes(no bmx tricks today)
Old Trafford
wet cherry blunt wrap

 

[BadWool76]

Quick tug ( In downstairs toilet )
fruit & cereal
shower
move in on bird for 2 nimute quicky (Usually re-buffed )
Bookies & boozer for few pints
Train to manchester with missus
Depart on tram to OT
Come out fuming intent on getting bladdered
Back into City Center for said outcome
Argue with bird then split up
Make way bk home alone completely sh*tfaced trying desperately not to puke up
Stagger to door and spend next 15 minutes trying to engage key into lock
Give up and kick door in whilst shouting " well arrd ! " into night sky
Collapse into bed fully clothed with uneaten kebab in right hand .

Sunday

Yoga

 

[Welton Toffee]

Today - Write an essay before the match starts, listen to the match, moodily make some tea after we've inevitably lost, go out with mates.
Tomorrow - Lie in bed most of the day hungover.

 

[heatmeiser]

Today.

Eat cheese.
Deny the existence of football.
Pretend that I'm not watching gf's friends' bottoms as they play on Guitar Hero during some stupid 'ironic' X Factor party that the mrs has organised.
Store said images in the memory for future use.
Drink.

Tomorrow.

Find and kill the rodent that has been scuttling around under the floorboards the last few days.
Drink.

 

[Goat]

Does this mean you wont be watching the match???????