Gerard Deulofeu

[SerenityNigh]

No probs with being a fan boy, I get it, but the statistic is an utter nonsense. Look at the absolute state of some of those other "stats". "Bad control"?

Yeah, that's legit. "Unforced errors" and "Turnovers" are what I've heard this described as in other contexts. How many times does he screw up and it's only his fault (i.e., not a bad pass, but just "giving it away.")

Actually surprised Ross is so low, relatively close to some of the others here.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Luxury player but I would like to keep this luxury and being him on at 70 minutes to bamboozle defences

 

[davids]

Oooh key passes.

They mean NOTHING.

And yet it seems Milan don't want him?

 

[scratchnsurf]

I think you can get incontinence products at some supermarkets. But might be a little embarrassing when the girl scans them, so internet buying might be better

Sometimes, men work on the tills.

 

[a bell maul]

Sometimes, men work on the tills.

Yes but I don't think you can conclude that a bloke on the tills is necessarily incontinent

 

[scratchnsurf]

Yes but I don't think you can conclude that a bloke on the tills is necessarily incontinent

Sometimes, ladies are incontinent.

 

[a bell maul]

Sometimes, ladies are incontinent.

But they probably wouldn't take supermarket purchased incontinent product up to a man on the tills , would they?
To my thinking, it would be very insensitive as the fella doing the scanning might also be incontinent.
Embarrassing all round

 

[evertony]

Sometimes, ladies are incontinent.

Where they travel is up to them.

 

[Smig1878]

I'm a fan of Del and think with Guaye, Morgan and one of Davies/Mo/Klassen/A.N.Other in the middle we can afford wide players.

It's been mentioned we have no pace but with him, Lookman, Mirallas, Walcott (hope that comes off, highly doubtful like), Calvert Lewis, Bolasie, Barkley I think we have a bit of pace there!

 

[CynicalBlue]

And yet it seems Milan don't want him?

Milan have proper money now.
Andre Silva, Musacchio, Franck Kessie and Ricardo Rodriguez already all signed.

Would be nice to have a billionaire owner.

 

[Papa Shango]

That means losing possession immediately after your first touch. Stats are useful but only with context!

Ha I know what it means, it just means nothing, its just words. Applying stats to football doesnt really work.

 

[billyblue80]

Ron doesn't fancy him he has talent but he doesn't have the physicality or stamina to play in his system.So he will be sold.

 

[Westend Blue]

Milan have proper money now.
Andre Silva, Musacchio, Franck Kessie and Ricardo Rodriguez already all signed.

Would be nice to have a billionaire owner.

They will go tits up research the take over and how much money hey actually have and owe. Besides Milan are a global club we have just been lucky they have been skint recently

 

[CRIMHEAD]

Milan have proper money now.
Andre Silva, Musacchio, Franck Kessie and Ricardo Rodriguez already all signed.

Would be nice to have a billionaire owner.

Obviously, Mosh has 5 or 6 times the wealth of Milan's new owner, but yeah, it'd be nice to see some evidence beyond paying down debt.

 

[fandjango]

Sometimes, men work on the tills.

And of course you can use self service checkouts to buy your weekend wear