Gerard Deulofeu - Once a Blue, always a Blue

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Heard fron an extremely reliable source that he's got a bigger willy than Messi, an that 'little' Lionel was so intimidated by it, that he's handed a dodgy transfer request in to the board on Deulofeu's behalf.

Our Ged was was proper fuming, like. Said that Messi's masterminded the whole thing because he's got a tiny todge on the sly, like.

My source then went on to say that Distin got wind of this, and stepped in. Big Syl, then offered to coach 'Ged the length' in the mystical art of the milk man, and that's the real reason why he's chose us as his destination.

Like I said, my source is usually spot on.
 
Heard fron an extremely reliable source that he's got a bigger willy than Messi, an that 'little' Lionel was so intimidated by it, that he's handed a dodgy transfer request in to the board on Deulofeu's behalf.

Our Ged was was proper fuming, like. Said that Messi's masterminded the whole thing because he's got a tiny todge on the sly, like.

My source then went on to say that Distin got wind of this, and stepped in. Big Syl, then offered to coach 'Ged the length' in the mystical art of the milk man, and that's the real reason why he's chose us as his destination.

Like I said, my source is usually spot on.
We have a new contender

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-n...g-term-deal-atletico-madrid-goalkeeper-201308
 
Heard fron an extremely reliable source that he's got a bigger willy than Messi, an that 'little' Lionel was so intimidated by it, that he's handed a dodgy transfer request in to the board on Deulofeu's behalf.

Our Ged was was proper fuming, like. Said that Messi's masterminded the whole thing because he's got a tiny todge on the sly, like.

My source then went on to say that Distin got wind of this, and stepped in. Big Syl, then offered to coach 'Ged the length' in the mystical art of the milk man, and that's the real reason why he's chose us as his destination.

Like I said, my source is usually spot on.

Ged the length" hahaha.
 
One of them is a decent Evertonian mate. Doesn't tend to post news without being certain.

The other one is a weirdo.

So yeah. I'd say it matters.
The proper Fourth Official is sound. Comes in for all sorts of flak too and handles it brilliantly.
 
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Be decent if we get this lid in. Be proper heavy if he does boss though and we'll be wounded when he goes.

MillERz! Yo yo yo!

Depends how we approach it mate, and that's having it for what it is. He's likely to be inconsistent and more effective from the bench for most of the season so no problem with that. If he's ace then he'll get us more points than we would have had without him. Mirallas is the sex anyway. Unless he jibs us off, which he will in about a year from now.
 
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