Genetic makeup of Essex people

[Methuselah]

Those are the worst parts of Essex. How about places like Brentwood, Billericay, Southend? These places are a cut above the places you listed and most places in North of England.

I forgot. I also played against Dagenham, nothing more to say really. Though I agree with emir, there are nice places everywhere.

 

[tommye]

it’s a pervs paradise, slappers gagging for it all over the gaff, and the slappers will pay for your ale as well.

Really?

Reckon I could get a few to pay for my bud?

 

[Rob17896]

I recently been to few places in Essex like Basildon, Billericay, Romford, etc and went to a lot of pubs, shops around the areas. I noticed that the people in these Essex areas tend to be more tanned than the average English people in other areas such as Merseyside, Manchester and the South. I saw a lot more darker features such as hair and eyes. I know Essex has the reputation of fake tanning but I noticed people in general, were darker than the average English, almost like Italian, Spanish, etc. People like David Gandy are from these areas. Also the footballer James Tomkins. So I was wondering, why do certain people in Essex look like this?

I think a lot of women are related to the duck. They have a strange pout on photos.

 

[Pistonbroke]

My mum's a Sarfend gal, must be where I get my sexy looks from..innit

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I’d still love to bang Katie Price tbh

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

I'm currently watching Only Fools, Jolly Boys outing.. Margate.

Bet you it's full of fancy bars and tanning studios now though.

Margate's in Kent

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

I live in Chelmsford which is the 'county town' of Essex and is very nice....there are 2 very different sides to Essex, rough areas like Basildon, Dagenham, Romford etc where the clientele can be pretty awful but then further from London you get countryside Essex which is full of big houses and country pubs etc yet still commutable to London. I had reservations about moving to Essex (from South London) but it has been a great move all round tbh.
There are a lot of tanning salons tho tbf

 

[COYBL25]

I’d still love to bang Katie Price tbh

I don’t agree with you there mate

 

[jaycee]

Really?

Reckon I could get a few to pay for my bud?

Depends who you Bud is,if its Joseph 666,I doubt even an Essex girl will buy a dialysis machine for a bit of your sausage Thomas

 

[gianthogweed]

I hear people from Runcorn have webbed toes and incestuous tendencies
so yeah a location can define a individual

 

[Jimishorts]

I’d still love to bang Katie Price tbh

 

[Old Blue 2]

I hear people from Runcorn have webbed toes and incestuous tendencies
so yeah a location can define a individual

Nah, that's Barnton, just outside Northwich. Gigged there a couple of times. Bass player told me what to expect of the audience. I thought he was extracting the urine. He wasn't. Unbelieveable. Make Norfolk people seem almost normal (and they're a load of six fingers and webbed feet people!)!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

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I don’t agree with you there mate

Defo would smash that all night.

 

[COYBL25]

Defo would smash that all night.

Bed.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Bed.

Couch, stairs, bathroom! All over the place