Not a chance!
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We’re in trouble either way mate
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Amazing. People here have bashed the Echo for poor reporting for years, but as soon as a bit of poor reporting by the Echo makes Everton look like their story’s changed, it’s 80+ pages of moaning.
Same thing with transfers, reporters don’t know anything until they say something that makes a signing look the slightest bit uncertain and then it’s clown town.
Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
Not sure about everyone else, but I am.
What about the 6 goals we got from his assists mate?Hi lads, if you have a go at someone from Chorley, then, by inference, you're having a go at me.
So, here's some pesky facts for you :-
Lukaku 2016/17 season, 25 league goals :-
Date Goals Result Change in points without Rom's goals
12 Sept 3 goals Sunderland 0 Everton 3. 2
17 Sept 1 goal Everton 3 Boro 1 0
30 Sept 1 goal Everton 1 Palace 1 1
15 Oct 1 goal City 1 Everton 1 1
30 Oct 1 goal Everton 2 W Ham 0 0
10 Dec 2 goals Watford 3 Everton 2 0
26 Dec 1 goal Leicester 0 Everton 2 0
2 Jan 1 goal Everton 3 Soton 0 0
15 Jan 1 goal Everton 4 City 0 0
4 Feb 4 goals Everton 6 B'moth 3 3
25 Feb 1 goal Everton 2 S'land 0 0
5 Mar 1 goal Spurs 3 Everton 2 0
11 Mar 1 goal Everton 3 WBA 0 0
18 Mar 2 goals Everton 4 Hull 0 0
9 Apr 2 goals Everton 4 Leicester 2 2
15 Apr 1 goal Everton 3 Burnley 1 0
21 May 1 goal Arsenal 3 Everton 1 0
Now, plainly neither of you are very good at maths, so I'll do the adding up for you.
If, as Walsh says, you strip out Lukaku's goals, we would have ended up with nine less points than we did.
if you look at the table from last season you'll see that we finish seventh, on 61 points, and Soton finished eighth on 46 points.
Again, because you ain't too good at the maths, I'll help you out ... 61-46 is 15, and 15 is more than 9
So, if Rom hadn't scored any goals last season, we'd still have finished seventh
Here's one final score for you
Chorley boys 1 Internet lads who can't do maths 0
At this point, some people would say that Walsh isn't the idiot, but the lads on the internet are. Not me though, I'm far too polite to say such a thing.
Koeman, Martinez, Moyes and Allardyce.
Then there are the gaps left for others to score when defenders are having to keep an eye on him.
You know, it is quite one thing for a Poster to come on message boards like this and other sites to thump this particular tub but when our "DOF" comes out with such an idiotic statement things are worse than we thought.
Were no questions asked from attendees?
Agreed mate it’s embarrassing as was his comments on Tosun. He needs to go and we need to sort out the backroom technical staff ASAP!
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Our ambitions, as a club, appear to have been undermined by unexpected sources; firstly it was Merseyside gangsters forcing Ross outta town, and now we discover African witch doctors are behind big Rom's move. I imagine that before the window closes, Gylfi will be requesting a move on the basis of a subliminal message he received whilst watching the latest Thor movie
Everton that
Have they left the comments open?
Elong
The fire rises
I haven't committed war crimes for my billions.
Yet*
Allegedly**
Not even allegedly***
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