Gary Lineker knows of 2 gay prem footballers

[Lobster Johnson]

Somebody with low education, working a dead-end job and having zero physique.

By the way, the irony of a man who believes man coexisted with dinosaurs worrying about low education is fantastic

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Somebody with low education, working a dead-end job and having zero physique.

Have we met IRL?

 

[magicjuan]

The incredible globe trotting pan gender tolerant but devout person of orthodox faith.

I think.

Is that an LGBTQGMBTGWUSOSAUDI?

 

[emir]

Have we met IRL?

You work around Marylebone? We might have.

 

[larbert toffee]

You work around Marylebone? We might have.

More likely King's Cross.

 

[tommye]

you seem to have mixed up expectations and requirements. You are quite a vile creature

?

 

[LostLegend]

Having a faith is very important. I'd be very disappointed if my son didn't want to have faith because it would've meant I failed as a duty as a father by not nurturing him properly.

@emir deffo sits down to pee.

Indeed I do.

Emir is female

???

 

[BNJ1878]

You work around Marylebone? We might have.

You're suggesting he's either into education or noncing.

 

[emir]

You're suggesting he's either into education or noncing.

How did you come up with these 2 options?

 

[arch stanton]

Also has the anagram E-rim, there's no end to this lad's talents.

so he's from Yorkshire then...

 

[BNJ1878]

How did you come up with these 2 options?

Please feel free to add to the list.

You were only there until you were 8?

Teacher? Perhaps.
Bus driver? Maybe.

Whatever it is, it's unlikely he'd recognise a child of yesteryear from the errrr, fully formed character you present here.

 

[PITA]

I only have two requirements for my son.

I want them to be very successful and also to have faith. Just the two requirements.

Are you confusing ‘hopes’ with ‘requirements’ or are you just very weird? The second question is rhetorical by the way.

 

[tommye]

Are you confusing ‘hopes’ with ‘requirements’ or are you just very weird? The second question is rhetorical by the way.

I just hope all.the stars align and his son drops out of college and becomes an iconic gay porn star who can't get enough black cock.



Make it so Dear Lord

 

[PITA]

No, my faith does not accept homosexuality but it's something that I'm going to accept if my son happens to be homosexual. No religion accepts homosexuality as "OK". I really cannot do anything other than show a bit of disappointment then eventually accepting my son for what he truly is.

LOL

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Lineker is an utter snake. Horrible man.

Really? Why?