Gareth Bale

Mark Pembridge · January 28, 2020

haha brilliant stuff, was having a proper crap morning so far but this has cheered me up

Thomasc · January 28, 2020

Everton struggling to sign anybody due to FFP, but in for a player on over 300k a week.

Charlie Sweet · January 28, 2020

Canuck Darryl said:
If he ever does leave Madrid, it sure won’t be to come here. He will sign on with a European “ big club “. We’ve got a great history, but our future is not looking that good...yet.

Lads would have said same about Carlo Ancelloti.

He's got legs and do does this story in my book.

We'll know tmoro if it's going to happen as I imagine the image rights side could be the deciding factor.

BernieH · January 28, 2020

Bale wouldn't come here, he's a prima donna we aren't good enough for Mr Golf, Wales and Madrid. Signings like Bale(not that it's true) would be the worst thing we could do. A rich player with no drive or hunger who takes home more a week than most of us will ever see, recipe for disaster. File under nonsense.

Brisan123 · January 28, 2020

tim cahill said:
Too old and he's got stupid hair!

I’m just jealous of the fact he has hair , stupid or otherwise

The binman chronicles · January 28, 2020

He'd be worth a punt on loan if Madrid wanted to offload his wages for 5 months (and he stays fit), but don't think Carlo likes him, it is still a lot of money and I think Bale is happy to be resting for the Euro's anyhow.

Cels · January 28, 2020

Bluebonic · January 28, 2020

Gareth ‘Chimp-Ears’ Bale, the epitome of what has gone wrong with football! Moves to the biggest club on the planet for utterly obscene wages and can’t be arsed learning the language. Has weeks off in the treatment room because he has messed his man-Bob up and then gets the squirts because the fans start to hate him! Decides to win the fans around by smirking behind a banner stating that the team he is disrespecting in every way comes behind his hobby in terms of importance. Bale is the kind of helmet Schneiderlin can only dream of being, why the hell would we want him here?

KaiserEFC · January 28, 2020

If you’re going to be a wum at least be a good/funny one.

twoblue · January 28, 2020

Zatara said:
Posters may laugh but I wonder why he hasnt gone anywhere yet and his only option seemed to be China.

High wages are enormous but are they worth paying for an end of season loan, which he may be interested in.

Who knows.

Blow our budget on a loan signing til the end of the season where we are completing for absolutely nothing?

twoblue · January 28, 2020

Everton wales golf madrid

jerseytoffee · January 28, 2020

Royal Birkdale is a good Open course...

rochdaleblue · January 28, 2020

BernieH said:
Bale wouldn't come here, he's a prima donna we aren't good enough for Mr Golf, Wales and Madrid. Signings like Bale(not that it's true) would be the worst thing we could do. A rich player with no drive or hunger who takes home more a week than most of us will ever see, recipe for disaster. File under nonsense.

Some good golf courses in the area. Lytham, birkdale, Hoylake and formby. No need to find a house with golf holes in his garden, like the one in Madrid. Might be a goer this.

Toffeelover · January 28, 2020

rochdaleblue said:
Some good golf courses in the area. Lytham, birkdale, Hoylake and formby. No need to find a house with golf holes in his garden, like the one in Madrid. Might be a goer this.

lol