Gareth Bale

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As Klopp once replied to Ibra years ago when Ibra jokingly asked when Klopp was going to bring him to Dortmund, "I would have to sell the whole team!"

If Madrid wants to dump a third of his wages on us for a four-month rental, sign me up! But I don't think that's what Madrid is looking for, and the only clubs that I can begin to imagine could afford his wages are PSG, United and City. He's talking to Tottenham because he would prefer London, but I can't see Levy paying more than half what he's currently on. I figure it's either United or golf.
 
Bale was one of the big reasons Carlo got sacked at Madrid. He went and cried to their president about his lack of game time
 
Bluebonic said:
Gareth ‘Chimp-Ears’ Bale, the epitome of what has gone wrong with football! Moves to the biggest club on the planet for utterly obscene wages and can’t be arsed learning the language. Has weeks off in the treatment room because he has messed his man-Bob up and then gets the squirts because the fans start to hate him! Decides to win the fans around by smirking behind a banner stating that the team he is disrespecting in every way comes behind his hobby in terms of importance. Bale is the kind of helmet Schneiderlin can only dream of being, why the hell would we want him here?
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Terrific use of the word helmet BTW
 


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