Funny player stories

[Jeepdeans]

I've been a blue all my life - hello everyone. I've been looking at the forum every day for a few months now.
Anyways, thought I'd start a threat about player-related stories.
A good one I heard was when Johnson was chairman (millionaire hamper-flogging red) and Big Nev told the team that free hampers were being dished out at Goodison.
The story goes only John Ebbrell turned up and there weren't any.
Another - which is probably not true - is about Dunc out drinking with a load of blokes and leaving a party after sticking a few hundred quid onto a dartboard.
Good story that.

 

[McBain]

This thread's gunna be good. Welcome mate.

 

[Elong]

[video=youtube;q4royOLtvmQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4royOLtvmQ[/video]

 

[tsubaki]

tiago locking the chairman of juventus in a toilet until he promised not to loan him to us is probably my favourite

 

[heatmeiser]

Duncan Ferguson wandering around the docks somewhere in Scotland wearing a dress with a flower between his teeth. I'm sure I didn't dream about that.

 

[Topblue]

Alex nyarko turning up at the training ground saying he was a quality player. His cousin done he same thing at southampton when graeme souness was in charge, he claimed to be george weahs brother. Actually got playing time.

 

[Summerskin]

Pienaar telling his agent to do one...
Oh.

 

[Jeepdeans]

Magic, there are too many about Dunc. Hero of mine like.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Stuart Barlow on the soccer bus after a derby, funny lad. On his own as well.

 

[Muggins]

Dunc lamping those robbers....TWICE...

who in their right mind would try and rob Duncs house???

 

[Jeepdeans]

Brett Angell being the most-loved player at the club - despite being probably the worst ever?
They loved him, didn't they?