FUNNY NICKNAMES

[larbert toffee]

Don't know if we've been here before with a thread but here goes: I used to have a workmate Don Orr went by the nickname 'The kebab' must be loads of goood ones out there you'd like to share.

 

[Kurt.]

we call my mate shagger


but she doesn't like it

 

[coollino]

At uni there was a guy with a big head and people called him 'snipers dream'.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Used to call a lad 'Poor Donkey' at work years ago...

He never had a carrot

 

[Kiwi]

Paul-bags.
Slips off the tongue like nothing else.

 

[kithnou]

There was an Australian Rules footballer in the 90s called Brett Heady (see below).
Naturally his nickname was "Jobby"

 

[kithnou]

Another great Australian Rules Champion was Nathan Buckley (see below). Very confident in himself, therefore nicknamed by his teammates "FIGJAM"

 

[larbert toffee]

Had a guy at work with the surname Bright he was affectionately known as 'notso' when he left we homed in on the unfortunate Mr Smart......

 

[Donald Twain]

Think I might have said this before but my knickname was 12 doughnuts !

 

[larbert toffee]

Think I might have said this before but my knickname was 12 doughnuts !

Would you like to expand on that Donald......

 

[Donald Twain]

Would you like to expand on that Donald......

Eh ? Steady on we've only just met !

 

[ste d' indica]

Would you like to expand on that Donald......

 

[Donald Twain]

Would you like to expand on that Donald......

Oh I see what you meant , most of Liverpool's female population could explain it .

 

[Milk]

Best footballer one was "One Size" for Fitz Hall

 

[larbert toffee]

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Think I might have said this before but my knickname was 12 doughnuts !

Oh with the help of Ste I now see what you meant! education is a great thing