Funny Everton Memories

[Dario Terracotta]

What a wonderful man Eddie was. Good family friend and a massive blue. One of Dingle's finest exports.

RIP Eddie

Eddie became a steward in the old 500 club, you couldn't make it up, the first football "hooligan" ,they don't make them like him anymore, what a fella, what an Evertonian

 

[MikeH72]

They're

Your wrong.

 

[Calvin Aldi]

Was in the Gwladys Street end for the derby in 1992. Some ginger fella with long hair tried to get past me who looked a lot like David Fairclough was bladdered and tripped over and landed on me. Two al fellas behind me shouted "F in hell its supersub diving to get a pen, the F in cheat".

Everyone burst out laughing. It was one of those. You had to be there.

 

[tommye]

You're wrong.

He isn't

 

[MikeH72]

He isn't

He woz

 

[Panjo]

Richard Wright falling from his loft and getting a shoulder injury has to be in here. On Friday the 13th too.

 

[4737carlin]

Let’s do away with the doom and gloom lads and lasses. How about we reminisce about the times Everton has made us laugh.

I’ll start:

Anyone remember when Richard Wright ignored a sign warning people not to practice in the goalmouth and sprained his ankle causing him to miss the game and subsequent games?

I was at that game, the young lad who went in goal didnt do much wrong, we lost but wasnt his fault

 

[evo1878]

Before the Villareal away game outside the stadium there was a fountain in the square which someone filled with washing up liquid. And quickly the bubbles started spreading out of the fountain and across the square. It’s how I remember it anyway.

 

[CairnsToffee]

Mo Johnson reported that he picked up an injury in training and would miss three games, fact was he was pissed at a party and fell off a rocking horse down the stairs in his mates house