Not quite on topic but close.
When the MLS started, the Dallas club (now known as FC Dallas) was known as the Dallas Burn. The current Kansas City Wizards were known as the Kansas City Wiz.
So when the Wiz played the Burn, it was a urologist's dream match up.![]()
was he by any chance a Dr. P. Lotz?
Dr Who?
No.
Dr. I.P. Freeley was his name...
(For you Simpsons fans)