He's a visionary: he literally sees things on the pitch nobody else does. And it's not for nothing that in Ireland he's referred to as "The Irish Charlton".
Just to go a little further outside the box...Chiles? Doesn't know much about togger as he regularly demonstrates but probably has loads of showbiz pals like Bleakely who he could parade on matchday like Stallone.
No, it's a rubbish idea on second thoughts.
