Four wrong things

[bluejock]

1. Salads in Maccies.
2. Blended whisky. If it's not a malt, it's wrong, wrong, wrong.
3. Standing to wipe.
4. Top 4 lists instead of top 5's

 

[EFCNIK]

1. Salads in Maccies.
2. Blended whisky. If it's not a malt, it's wrong, wrong, wrong.
3. Standing to wipe.
4. Top 4 lists instead of top 5's

Not you aswell...

Sitting is for girls and gays. How can you put your hand up your fully open and exposed bumhole. It needs to be controlled by standing up and pulling apart one of your cheeks and gently wiping with the other hand.

 

[Del]

1.Really low V neck t-shirts
2.Skinny Jeans
3.Every soap on T.V
4.Picking up dog sh1t

 

[Baines' left foot]

1.Really low V neck t-shirts
2.Skinny Jeans
3.Every soap on T.V
4.Picking up dog sh1t

Standing in dog sh1t and walking it in to your car when you don't even own a bloody dog.

 

[Blue 1]

1. Salads in Maccies.
2. Blended whisky. If it's not a malt, it's wrong, wrong, wrong.
3. Standing to wipe.
4. Top 4 lists instead of top 5's

I love single malt, but there are some very good blends out out there in fairness. Monkey Shoulder, which is admittedly a blended malt rather than a grain/malt blend, a blend of Glenfiddich, Kinivie and Balvenie single malts, to be precise, or Johnnie Walker Gold 18 for instance. In fact, The Last Drop 1960, widely considered one of the best whiskys of the last few years, a cool £1200 a bottle is a proper grain/malt blend. I'd rather a good blend than a ****ty malt.

 

[Azzurri]

I love single malt, but there are some very good blends out out there in fairness. Monkey Shoulder, which is admittedly a blended malt rather than a grain/malt blend, a blend of Glenfiddich, Kinivie and Balvenie single malts, to be precise, or Johnnie Walker Gold 18 for instance. In fact, The Last Drop 1960, widely considered one of the best whiskys of the last few years, a cool £1200 a bottle is a proper grain/malt blend. I'd rather a good blend than a ****ty malt.

Vodka and Garys on toast lad.

 

[SAFC lad]

1: when scrawny white kids use jersey shore quotes in general conversation e.g. "yeah buddy" NO YOU UTTER BELLEND I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY
2: when scrawny white kids for some reason think they're big black kids and use drake-isms like 'YOLO' and 'OVOXO', please god stop.
3: deluded SAFC fans who act like NUFC fans
4: Facebook

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

1) generic English accents - commonly heard when university students open their mouths. Surely you ALL can't come from somewhere without a regional dialect? 2) the Ford KA. Where do you start? 3) the lack of availability of brown y-fronts with cream trim. The best pants a man can wish for. 4) English brewed lager. Hideous.

 

[heatmeiser]

People that laugh nervously after every f*cking sentence.
John Torodes neck.
Topshop fashion victims.
Soggy bread.

 

[JamesBT]

1) generic English accents - commonly heard when university students open their mouths. Surely you ALL can't come from somewhere without a regional dialect?

I've had enough of this Student Bashing ffs. I have a Yorkshire accent, are you happy now. But i have to admit, they all sound like southerners to me.

 

[Sid James]

1: My Company management Style, Box Ticking, Petty Minded, In-Human, Fcuking Machine ---- (Had a shyte day at work)

2: A Full morning glory that refuses to go away, Despite your mum insisting you'll be late

3: Shoes that are ace until the lace breaks and you cant find one like the ones that came with it anywhere, even Google is stumped FFS!

4: The fact that I think Lorraine Kelly is looking filthy FFS!


Lovely Thread

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

I've had enough of this Student Bashing ffs. I have a Yorkshire accent, are you happy now. But i have to admit, they all sound like southerners to me.

No James. You think you have a Yorks. Accent. In reality you now have a generic student accent. You gained one once you joined the student hive. Tape record yourself in conversation with your student chums. You'll be horrified by what you hear. Once you leave uni it will depart.

 

[KiwiBlue79]

1. People who indicate right when they are actually going straight on a roundabout
2. Janine Garofolo
3. Getting up in the middle of the night to watch everton on sky when they are playing a sunday game (monday morning over here)
4. Sandfly bites (the most annoying thing in the world)

 

[Kurt.]

I've had enough of this Student Bashing ffs. I have a Yorkshire accent, are you happy now. But i have to admit, they all sound like southerners to me.

a friend of mine lives in leeds and we tease him with that famous saying tin tin tin...... translated it means it isn't in the tin.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

1 - Women who wears those sunglasses that are 2-3X bigger than their f*cking eye sockets...DIE!

2 - Kenwright & Co.

3 - Advertisements, in general

4 - Dial-up internet