Fortnight

[Frang]

Please be Elton and David!

???????

 

[COYBL25]

Like Norman Bates?

More like a place you`d put someone who`d caught something highly contagious from having sex with his rescue dog.

 

[Yarrgh]

???????

Did either of your two dads say that you made him cry so much that you must be an Evertonian from 1984?

 

[Yarrgh]

More like a place you`d put someone who`d caught something highly contagious from having sex with his rescue dog.

lollollol

 

[zzr45]

I was adopted and have two fathers..

Aren't you late 30's? Seeing as it wasn't legal until 2002, it's a bit of a stretch.

 

[COYBL25]

Just how I like it.

Going to be living in my lorry soon, it no prolem

The stars are aligning

 

[tonyhorne]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-50056001


And, breath...

 

[Nymzee]

Spending 3 grand on a computer game since 2017? I'd tell him to get a life. And one outside of a computer.

Probs mum's money too. I'd be fuming.

 

[tommye]

great thread... and you wonder why you have all served multiple bans

 

[COYBL25]

great thread... and you wonder why you have all served multiple bans

This from the poster who is now on his fourth user name and who’s most recent ban was last weekend lol

 

[Tipp blue]

So whats going on then???

Something about 2 weeks, then some kids screaming at a TV then a great ape lying down cutting some wood.

 

[Baines' left foot]

great thread... and you wonder why you have all served multiple bans

Reported for spam.

 

[AndyC]

And you wonder why you are a figure of amazement and bemusement to the entire forum.

Corrected that for you owld bean, trust you're not overly vexed

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Something about 2 weeks, then some kids screaming at a TV then a great ape lying down cutting some wood.

Just like ye olde days...

 

[ilikecheese]