Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

Yarrgh said:
We all thought that was Dirty Danny Rowe settling an old score from his playing days.

Now that I think about it, has anyone heard anything from Rowe. He's been missing a long time now. He said he was off to find Eldorado and we thought he meant the casino in Blackpool, but when the giant Aztec statue was delivered to Mill Farm with DR etched into the base - well you have to wonder don't you?
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Danny Rowe is a legitimate businessman now. He owns a cash only barber shop, paid cash for a maserati, cash for a modest yet glamorous home in the caymans and cash for a playstation 2.

The dirty days are a thing of the past for Honest Dan.
 


Jimishorts said:
I won’t ask about his chimney.
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Spotless I heard, because he used to get old Chima to wear a bear suit and rub himself up and down the inside of the flue.

How the other half live hey?

talking about Chime, I bet he will be back in his Munich pad now, having a stein or zwei with the old leiderhosen on right about now. Dreaming of Fylde no doubt!
 
Yarrgh said:
Spotless I heard, because he used to get old Chima to wear a bear suit and rub himself up and down the inside of the flue
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Kimchi makes an excellent flue cleaner. The mix of salt, chili sauce and vinegar just destroy those sooty deposits and if he was half as nippy in that bear suit as he was on the pitch then I bet you could’ve eaten your dinner out of that chimney (with the added bonus of it tasting of fermented cabbage).

Yarrgh said:
talking about Chime, I bet he will be back in his Munich pad now
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I’m not so sure, deffo saw him behind the shed end after the match talking to Danny “Legitimate Businessman” Rowe. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a bear themed, cash-in-hand-kimchi-chimney-cleaning-company from old Chima popping up in the near future. *taps nose

UTFChimneys

#wardout
 
I went for a long walk to digest everything that's going wrong with the club I love and how it mirrors how everything is going wrong in my life and the mistakes I've made and the hurt I've caused (which is inevitable when your chucking harpoons into the away end)

I penned probably my greatest song which I simply call

Coasters In Arms

This muck covered caravan
Is a home now for me
But my heart is at Poundlands
And always will be
Someday you'll return to
Your valleys and your farms
And you'll no longer want to be
Coasters in arms

Through these fields of destruction
Baptism of fire
I've watched our man Hendo
As a battle raged high
And though they did hurt me so bad
In the fear and alarm
You did not desert me
My Coasters in arms

So many different worlds
So many different suns
And we have just one world
But we live in different ones
Now the sun's gone to hell
And the moon's riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Forest Green has to die
But it's written in the starlight
And every line in your palm
We are fools to make war
On our Coasters in arms
 
maccavennie said:
I went for a long walk to digest everything that's going wrong with the club I love and how it mirrors how everything is going wrong in my life and the mistakes I've made and the hurt I've caused (which is inevitable when your chucking harpoons into the away end)

I penned probably my greatest song which I simply call

Coasters In Arms

This muck covered caravan
Is a home now for me
But my heart is at Poundlands
And always will be
Someday you'll return to
Your valleys and your farms
And you'll no longer want to be
Coasters in arms

Through these fields of destruction
Baptism of fire
I've watched our man Hendo
As a battle raged high
And though they did hurt me so bad
In the fear and alarm
You did not desert me
My Coasters in arms

So many different worlds
So many different suns
And we have just one world
But we live in different ones
Now the sun's gone to hell
And the moon's riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Forest Green has to die
But it's written in the starlight
And every line in your palm
We are fools to make war
On our Coasters in arms
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Beautiful Macca. I’m not crying, it’s just a very high pollen count today.
*sniffs

UTFC
 
maccavennie said:
I went for a long walk to digest everything that's going wrong with the club I love and how it mirrors how everything is going wrong in my life and the mistakes I've made and the hurt I've caused (which is inevitable when your chucking harpoons into the away end)

I penned probably my greatest song which I simply call

Coasters In Arms

This muck covered caravan
Is a home now for me
But my heart is at Poundlands
And always will be
Someday you'll return to
Your valleys and your farms
And you'll no longer want to be
Coasters in arms

Through these fields of destruction
Baptism of fire
I've watched our man Hendo
As a battle raged high
And though they did hurt me so bad
In the fear and alarm
You did not desert me
My Coasters in arms

So many different worlds
So many different suns
And we have just one world
But we live in different ones
Now the sun's gone to hell
And the moon's riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Forest Green has to die
But it's written in the starlight
And every line in your palm
We are fools to make war
On our Coasters in arms
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Mate if you weren't in jail at the time you would have flew through your English gcse. Incredible writing, touch's the soul

#WardOut
 


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