Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I'm very emotionally moved. And I'm normally very stoic, I didn't even cry at Prince Philip's funeral.*to the tune of tiny dancer
Hold me closer Jimmy Jeffers
Piano intro
Jimmy baby
Fylde ladies
Harpoons in the hand
Wards on board
He’s a fraud
You married a football man
Forest green
You must of seen ‘em
Eating vegan food
And now it’s Fylde
It’s always wild
Jimmy Jeffers in my hand
Fylde freaks
Out in the streets
Handing tickets out from Dunc
Looking back
He just laughed
Shouldn’t have burglarized his gaff
He’s the man
Should have a stand
In the ground that is Mill Farm
We belong
And sing the song
The tunes we know
We like to bum
But now it’s turned so grim
Now that the ward is in
If only he would leave
Now we say f’off wardy
Hold me closer Jimmy Jeffers
Count the skid marks on the chimney
Lay me down on packs of frazzles
I had a swan pasty today
Hold me closer, Jimmy Jeffers
Count the vanarama trophies
Lay me down on Maccas ma
I’ve had a busy day today
Jimmy Baby
Fylde ladies
Harpoons in the hand
Wards on board
He’s a fraud
You married a football man
Forest Green
You must of seen ‘em
Eating vegan food
Now it’s Fylde
We’re just wild
Jimmy Jeffers in my hand
Oh, how it feels so real
Lying here here with Maccas ma
And she just grunts , so quietly
And I say softly, slowly
Hold me closer Jimmy Jeffers
Count the skid marks on the chimney
Lay me down on packs of frazzles
I had a swan pasty today
Hold me closer Jimmy Jeffers
Count the skid marks on the chimney
Lay me down on packs of frazzles
I had a swan pasty today








