More infections than an episode of Casualty me Jimi my good man.
I wrote my first novel 10 years ago called "My Todger & Me", Tales from the Tent Files"
Ran out of bog roll though and had to use it for crap paper. 13 pages never to be read again.
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More infections than an episode of Casualty me Jimi my good man.
I wrote my first novel 10 years ago called "My Todger & Me", Tales from the Tent Files"
Ran out of bog roll though and had to use it for crap paper. 13 pages never to be read again.
This Sargent fella hasn't earned his stripes yet. He should be called Rookie until he's up and running and being accepted within the close inner circle
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Agreed
Can always rely on you macca, keeping the clap clinic going one shot at a time.
What d’ya recon for this season, we past the slump?
Champions or nothing for me.
UTFC
Think we'll finish either champions mate, top 3, sneak the playoff, bottle it or get relegated.
That's my gut feeling Jimi, though I've just had a Kebab so it could be that.
You certainly know your stuff macca, i‘ll give you that.
Maybe save another couple of pages of your book to deal with that kebab.
Godspeed.
Harryflashman
Player Valuation: £60m
I think that’s the General idea , I hear he’s really Private but the lad has a chance to make a Major impact if he can find his shooting boots . Heard talk he could even end up as Captain
Bold words Harry, can he make it as captain material if he can't even spell his own surname properly? Surely he should have told his mum and dad he wanted it changing to Sergeant to give him a more authoritive stature.
And guess what else Harry, his middle name is bloody "pepper" and his mum used to run the old "lonely hearts club" on Matthew Kelly Street.
Harryflashman
Player Valuation: £60m
Seriously though I hope he does well but at the min something about him I can’t take to . I mean it probably is his name as I haven’t had the best experiences with sergeants (or Sargents even ) but I worry he’s not a good fit . We can’t afford to throw away this good start , we need to see the lad slow down , take it easy and learn not to rush and stroke even caress the balls the way old Rampant Renee Sargent did down Matthew Kelly St.
Great advice mate, I might have you writing a bit for my fanzine "fiddling with Fylde" as I know a lot of the players read it at half time when they're on the crapper
Dunc still feeding them those pregame vindaloos is he? Thought they'd learnt their lesson after that "incident" on the bus to yeovil where it resembled some sort of dirty protest. Poor old doris the cleaning lady didn't deserve that.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Aye she did ...
Still filthy she blew macca and not you in the canteen that day?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Dirty Doris is known for her own 'impromptu dirty protests' which I believe can be quite disconcerting if you are not expecting them. She's left more than a few Fyldeans scarred for life with her 'scatter gun approach' to lovemaking apparently.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I have a mate who knew the guy who was the mascot for Lancashire Cricket Club. He gave up after one drunk fan decided that Lanky the Giraffe deserved a kick in the undercarriage from behind. You don't hear much about it but mascot abuse is a terrible scourge on our society.
Having said that, this mascot is all that is wrong in modern football. La-de-dah Rochdale and their moneybags approach to football is what is driving a schism between the haves and have nots. That's why the tale of plucky Flyde winning the league against the odds is such a heart warming story. I can't wait until they make a documentary series about us.
Oh and any truth that it's ex-coach the Huck in the costume for t'dale? Hard times that fella has fallen onto. Hard times indeed.
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