Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[Jimishorts]

Front page, they had to pixilate you twig and giggle berries but it only took three pixels so they thought it was worth it.

Your mum said Terri Anne might cancel the restraining order and she’s due her fourteenth child shortly.

She swears it’s yours. In fact she swears a lot.

Definitely a keeper.

Keep fighting the good fight brother

 

[maccavennie]

Front page, they had to pixilate you twig and giggle berries but it only took three pixels so they thought it was worth it.

Your mum said Terri Anne might cancel the restraining order and she’s due her fourteenth child shortly.

She swears it’s yours. In fact she swears a lot.

Definitely a keeper.

Keep fighting the good fight brother

Eh it was cold outside Jimi so the 3 pixels is harsh!!

 

[Jimishorts]

Anymore than three and it would of blown the editing budget.

So be glad it was cold.

Keep on fighting

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Eh it was cold outside Jimi so the 3 pixels is harsh!!

Stick it in a cup of bovril mate

 

[maccavennie]

Stick it in a cup of bovril mate

Hopefully the missus mistakes it for a chocolate éclair the dirty gobble monster

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Mate how are you able to type if you’re handcuffed to the stand

 

[Westend Blue]

 

[Yarrgh]

There's a locksmith outside the ground with a big pair of cutters. Stay strong!

#jesuismaccavennie

 

[maccavennie]

Mate how are you able to type if you’re handcuffed to the stand

Haven't you ever seen My Left Foot starring Daniel Day Lewis?

 

[maccavennie]

Freeeeeeeeeee

As a bird

Off to the pub to get another tattoo done!

 

[Yarrgh]

Freeeeeeeeeee

As a bird

Off to the pub to get another tattoo done!

A star for everyday you were chained up. Except that'd make you look like one of those weirdos that support Liverpool.

 

[maccavennie]

A star for everyday you were chained up. Except that'd make you look like one of those weirdos that support Liverpool.

"6 times lad, 6 times I was chained up, dey got no history but I av, 6 times ladddddd"

None of that nuggetry from me my fellow Boltonian companion, straight in with an Allardyce head tattoo getting swallowed by an oversized tub of Bisto Gravy Granules chasing him over a massive family sized KFC bucket for macca!!!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Haven't you ever seen My Left Foot starring Daniel Day Lewis?

I have mate

 

[maccavennie]

I have mate

Love that film mate. Has a fair bit of Boltonian passion in it as well

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Love that film mate. Has a fair bit of Boltonian passion in it as well

One of my all time favourite comedies. Put it on with the family every Christmas. My brother, literally pissed his pants laughing last year. When he starts fighting during the celebrity golf tournament is my favourite bit