No worries mate, as long as you've quit your job and made this thread your priority again we are 100% right behind you
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
- Thread starter The Penalty Box Dancer
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No worries mate, as long as you've quit your job and made this thread your priority again we are 100% right behind you
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
I just figured simming an entire season of Bolton Wanderers games would leave you with crippling dread and anxiety. In which case, I completely understand.
You do realise without this thread we have to rely on franks dating thread to brighten up our own sad miserable reality.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Frank has gotten lucky, been imprisoned for his crimes against said date, gotten off on a technicality and is now working out the rights deal with Netflix.
This seems like the longest pre-season in history. I'm hoping the Big Man and the Huck aren't letting the lads slack off.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
How are Fylde getting on mate?
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
He’s gone lads. Face it. He took us in, built us up then ran off as soon as the going got tough. Obviously couldn’t handle the pressure of the big B job. what a fanny.
Mods can you close this thread now. Can you also permanently ban @The Penalty Box Dancer
Mods can you close this thread now. Can you also permanently ban @The Penalty Box Dancer
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Last seen getting escorted out of the Macron ground, by 4 policemen after he did a ‘me too’ on the huck
Probably better he gets his frustration out on the huck, rather than Terri Anne and the kids.
Remember. Leave no man behind.
*sheds tear
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
I hate frank. I can say that here as this is the only thread he doesn’t visit
He’s harmless enough, there’s definitely bigger trumpets on here.
Doing well on his hgv course
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zzr45
#MURDERINGSCUM
IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE FYLDE ARE FINE. THEY WERE MANAGED BY JAMES BEATTIE (WHO RAN OFF TO BE A COACH AT ROTHERHAM) AND HARRY KEWELL (WHO GOT FIRED.) ANDY IMPEY GOT THEM PROMOTED AND IS DOING NICELY.
FORMER EVERTON CENTRE FORWARD DUNCAN FERGUSON IS AT EVERTON STILL. EVERTON NARROWLY AVOIDED RELEGATION ON POINTS DIFFERENCE. MARCO GOT FIRED AGES AGO AND WAS REPLACED BY WATFORDS FORMER CHIEF SCOUT. KEANE STEPPED UP AS CAREETAKER MANAGER AND SAVED THEIR BACON>
EVERTON'S SQUAD IS WEIRD. JONJOE SHELVEY IS IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
THERE IS NO TRACE OF THE HUCK.
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Bolton might be out of business here soon, making Big Dunc’s time in charge irrelevant
I'm alive mate, just living in a tent in me mums back yard atm
Will explain in more detail once I've rigged my stuff up to the neighbours electric and gas
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