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Player Valuation: £80m
They're quite nice them. A couple for breakfast with some bacon, sausage and eggs. A proper vegan treat!
Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
- Thread starter The Penalty Box Dancer
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And some haddock with Paddy Craddock
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Player Valuation: £80m
Finny Haddock with that Fanny Craddock.
He's got one of those old lambs wool seat covers on his head. Terrific bantzzz as per from our Ollie.
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Player Valuation: £80m
Banter wise, and telling you how it is - the next Danny Rowe. You heard it here first!
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
Some news to come out about Ollie Bellairs.
He's working in the canteen at half time?
Huge IF true
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Player Valuation: £80m
I don't know what to think. Given he doubles up as match day greeter in the VIP lounge and stadium DJ, I think he's taking on too much. He needs a little break before he's frying up fish suppers at his chip shop after the match.
Dunc's love child, nailed on.
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Player Valuation: £80m
Another one?!?!
He’s 25% werewolf.
Typical lazy entitled modern day player. What next, having a sulk about how it's his job cleaning the toilets at the ground too?