Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[Yarrgh]

Things have taken a sinister turn in light of the coasters patchy form of late....View attachment 121706

That's the cleanest I've ever seen that shirt.

 

[Yarrgh]

Hasn't even been in the squad last 4 matches.

Apparently out after a case of mistaken identity at Fylde Annual Harpoon Con. But at least Mervyn the whale who'd been lined up for the event got released without a scratch.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

YOUR
2 STRIPE STRIPE
HUSH HUSH
BUM TO WIPE
2 STRIPE STRIPE
HUSH HUSH
BUM TO WIPE

Barry just been getting a bath in the park pond screaming that song at me. Chucked a rock at him and hit a bloody swan and decapitated it ffs.

Sirens all over the place now and my caravan looks like that scene in Scarface with all the white stuff on the table. Only difference is mine is a big mound of flour as I was rolling some pastry to make a batch of pasties. Me caravan looks like a bloody beak factory as I've made a right mess.

This could be my final swansong.

Oooh send us one of those swan pasties please mate

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

I think Dunc does it mate.

This.

I'm just a reporter mate.

 

[cronullasharks]

Apparently out after a case of mistaken identity at Fylde Annual Harpoon Con. But at least Mervyn the whale who'd been lined up for the event got released without a scratch.

That was just wardy disguised as a whale. Another scam event that was never going ahead where investors won't see a cent back. Allaway was just the fall guy

 

[Jimishorts]

the fall guy

I used to love that show.

 

[Yarrgh]

I used to love that show.

What a show. Single handedly took the outdoors hot tub away from the realm of the sea pervert and acceptable for hard living cigar smoking stuntmen which we all aspired to be.

Ward out.

 

[Yarrgh]

That was just wardy disguised as a whale. Another scam event that was never going ahead where investors won't see a cent back. Allaway was just the fall guy

Ward put the sham into Shamu.

Ward out!

 

[Jimishorts]

Oooh send us one of those swan pasties please mate

I think he’s used the compo money from the fake beak bust to convert his mums old caravan and he’s gonna be knocking these out on a matchday.

The pasties not the swans.

 

[cronullasharks]

I think he’s used the compo money from the fake beak bust to convert his mums old caravan and he’s gonna be knocking these out on a matchday.

The pasties not the swans.


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The local scallies have already robbed it too. Or it's just another macca insurance job.

 

[Yarrgh]

What a show. Single handedly took the outdoors hot tub away from the realm of the sea pervert and acceptable for hard living cigar smoking stuntmen which we all aspired to be.

Ward out.

Sex perverts not sea perverts. Damn you to he'll autocorrect!

 

[Jimishorts]

Or it's just another macca insurance job.

I wouldn’t be surprised cron. That caravans had more comebacks than Madonna.

Next time we see it, it’ll probably be Maccas mobile Tattoo and Titty Bar.

Only when you’re inside you realise it’s @maccavennie s mum whose going to write UTFC on your arm in biro while giving you lap dance and by then it’s too late, you’ve paid your money, now it’s just about survival.

You have to give it to him, blokes a business genius. Shows up what a fraud bloody Ward is.

UTFC

#wardout

 

[maccavennie]

I think he’s used the compo money from the fake beak bust to convert his mums old caravan and he’s gonna be knocking these out on a matchday.

The pasties not the swans.


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lol lol absolutely crying at that lol lol

 

[cronullasharks]

The stars are aligning for macca to take over fylde fc on the back of dubious funding made of insurance scams, ill-gotten compensation claims, benefits fraud and that half days honest work of brickies labouring he did 20 odd years ago.

#wardout

 

[maccavennie]

I wonder if @The Penalty Box Dancer sits back in his throne, looks at this thread and thinks

"What a beautiful monster I've created"