Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[Jimishorts]

white 2 stripe sock

WTF @maccavennie

 

[Jimishorts]

blacklisted me

More like brown listed.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

More like brown listed.

To be fair last time he came I forgot he was visiting. and I’d just found an interesting article in a readers digest from 1989 so was there for the long haul. Should have seen his face lol I tried blaming it on a fat seagull but he wasn’t wearing it

 

[maccavennie]

WTF @maccavennie

3 pairs of 2 stripe socks from Ethelaustins cant beat them mate.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

He sadly passed away 2 days later

 

[Jimishorts]

3 pairs of 2 stripe socks from Ethelaustins cant beat them mate.

You always been a one stipe man macca.

 

[maccavennie]

You always been a one stipe man macca.

I used to fold them over so it looked one stripe Jimi but in reality they've always been 2 striped. I git my mum to buy some 3 stripes once for a caravan holiday. They were like a pair of bloody leggings they were that long.

Who knew just one more stripe would cause such carnage in Pontins!!

 

[Yarrgh]

Do you know something Jimi, I got locked in my own van once for 13 hours with those very items you mention.

I took my white 2 stripe sock off, put it over the top of the harpoon and put the ski mask on it. With the duct tape I made little eyes and a mouth. Called him Wilson.

In the end, I got bored so used Wilsons head to smash through the back window and torched the van as it wasn't mine after all.

I'll never forget those sacred hours me and Wilson spent together though.

You could make a movie out of that.

 

[Yarrgh]

I ate a massive plate of rice last night then ordered a burger. Probably the most I’ve ever eaten. My Mrs was shocked. Still feel pregnant. Would have to run a marathon to work it off. I feel I need to share this info and this seems as good a thread as any to let people know

That's what the lads had at half time against Rotherham. I don't think 6 Bellies is working out as a dietician since Ward got him in on the cheap last season.

 

[Jimishorts]

I tried blaming it on a fat seagull

 

[Jimishorts]

seen that bugger round here recently, gonna box off my chimney.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

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SQUACK! lol

 

[maccavennie]

You could make a movie out of that.

You know I'm not one for attention mate but I did write a personal letter to Robert Zemeckis ( you might not know him unless you had a beta max video tape player but he done a boss film called Back to the Future which you could rent for £2.50 for the week from Video City ) about my experience. It included a full 655 page draft for my film called "Pastor Way" which was the road I was stuck in the van on.

Never got a reply

 

[Jimishorts]

SQUACK! lol

Gonna sack off kidnapping Fylde (who are they?) and camp out with my air rifle looking for JJ pidgeon.

 

[Yarrgh]

You know I'm not one for attention mate but I did write a personal letter to Robert Zemeckis ( you might not know him unless you had a beta max video tape player but he done a boss film called Back to the Future which you could rent for £2.50 for the week from Video City ) about my experience. It included a full 655 page draft for my film called "Pastor Way" which was the road I was stuck in the van on.

Never got a reply

We've all had our shot at Hollywood. As you well know, Tom Hanks was a huge Coasters fan and I had him as my secret Santa getting on for 20 odd years ago. I sent him my script for a daft lad from Fylde who kept falling into far fetched scenarios of fame and fortune. No response of course. And the name of that script? "Cast Away" in reference to the Fyldean's love of coastal fishing. Not a word of thanks or even a happy Christmas.

Disgraceful them Hollywood types. They're right up themselves, and Tom Hanks denies even being a Coaster fan now.