Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[Jimishorts]

It was Fylde's last home game of the season and the atmosphere was electric.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Should of chained yourself up at Goodison JJ, better than watching that crap.

I hate everton.

 

[Jimishorts]

I hate everton.

Don’t we all.

What you got planned for the last game of the season JJ?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Don’t we all.

What you got planned for the last game of the season JJ?

Probs just the usual JS. Start drinking at 5am. Get the giant seagull outfit out the wardrobe. Give it a quick dust down and get inside. Finish my 8th can of Skol and I’m finally ready. Sit down in front of the laptop watching Danny Rowe highlights on YouTube. Cry. Collapse at 2pm if all goes to plan. The stench of urine usually wakes me up at about 7pm lol Check the results on ceefax.
People talk about their billy big balls teams like Rotherham and MK Dons but for me, you can’t beat the real feel of grassroots football.
Gonna get an early night as I have to be up first thing to give the Sunday service and gotta do a christening in the afternoon.

 

[Jimishorts]

Probs just the usual JS. Start drinking at 5am. Get the giant seagull outfit out the wardrobe. Give it a quick dust down and get inside. Finish my 8th can of Skol and I’m finally ready. Sit down in front of the laptop watching Danny Rowe highlights on YouTube. Cry. Collapse at 2pm if all goes to plan. The stench of urine usually wakes me up at about 7pm lol Check the results on ceefax.
People talk about their billy big balls teams like Rotherham and MK Dons but for me, you can’t beat the real feel of grassroots football.
Gonna get an early night as I have to be up first thing to give the Sunday service and gotta do a christening in the afternoon.

Forget Aldo, you need your own diary/blog.

See you on ceefax.

Thats so old even the spellcheck didn’t recognise it!

UTFC

 

[maccavennie]

Probs just the usual JS. Start drinking at 5am. Get the giant seagull outfit out the wardrobe. Give it a quick dust down and get inside. Finish my 8th can of Skol and I’m finally ready. Sit down in front of the laptop watching Danny Rowe highlights on YouTube. Cry. Collapse at 2pm if all goes to plan. The stench of urine usually wakes me up at about 7pm lol Check the results on ceefax.
People talk about their billy big balls teams like Rotherham and MK Dons but for me, you can’t beat the real feel of grassroots football.
Gonna get an early night as I have to be up first thing to give the Sunday service and gotta do a christening in the afternoon.

lol lol lol

 

[Jimishorts]

gotta do a christening in the afternoon.

Head, arse, head, arse, head, arse.

Looks complicated.

Take it easy JJ

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

LAST DAY OF THE SEASON

AFC Telford vs Hereford United
Boreham Wood vs York City
Torquay United vs AFC Fylde

Fylde are one win away from the title!
​

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Live kick-off 9pm tonight.​

 

[Harryflashman]

Live kick-off 9pm tonight.​

9pm lockdown Saturday

Harry =

 

[Jimishorts]

Torquay boys.

In the words of Delia Smith.

Let’s be ’avin you.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Head, arse, head, arse, head, arse.

Looks complicated.

Take it easy JJ

Once you’ve done one christening you’ve done them all mate. Piece of piss. Sometimes I just walk around town christening people!

 

[carlos21]

I hate everton.

Good afternoon Jim.

 

[Jimishorts]

Once you’ve done one christening you’ve done them all mate. Piece of piss. Sometimes I just walk around town christening people!

Thankfully you’ve always got your holy water.

Unlike @maccavennie whose only got his dirty kecks.

All we be welcomed down at Torquay tho.

Coasters, coasters, coasters!

 

[cronullasharks]

Live kick-off 9pm tonight.​

That's 6am for me. On a sunday.

*sets alarm clock