Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[Jimishorts]

well we all hate Forest green, we all hate Forest green, we all hate Forest green...Forest Green we hate you.

Tofu. Tofu. Tofu. Tofu.

UTFC. UTFC.

 

[Jimishorts]

Anybody else missing aldofest?

 

[maccavennie]

Anybody else missing aldofest?

Yes

@Yarrgh can you confirm as a special treat that you'll do one off specials of the secret diary of Aldo on

Valentines Day
Easter
Mothers day
Father's Day
All Bank Holidays
Crimbo Eve
Merry Crimbo Day
Boxing Day
New Year's Eve
New Year's Day
Any persons birthday who request a page for their birthday on here
Half day Wednesdays
Stay open until late Crimbo Thursdays
Halloween
Bonfire Night
Throughout Pre Season
Every time we have to play the rs
Double up in fact when we need to play the rs
After every Everton defeat
Before every Everton win
During any sporting event that should be going in but has currently being cancelled due to Forest Green spreading their mange
Long weekends
Short midweek breaks
Every full moon
Every half moon
In the morning before the milkman arrives
In the evening before the birds stop tweeting their beautiful innocent rap tunes

Take Tuesdays off to recover and think of new material

I think between that and this thread we may all just be alright you know

 

[NeroCeasar]

At least Barton can use Kewell’s face as an ashtray I guess.

It's just since the second coming of itv digital on the back of the sky collapse following the coronavirus outbreak a few years back, they have used Barton alot which is a surprise considering how his managerial career finished. My mates cousins best friends wife's sisters boyfriends friend works there and said they were getting Kewell in with a view to him doing hatchet job on Big Dunc.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

FERGUSON: Allaway must be stopped

Sam Allaway has been highlighted as the key threat in the forthcoming National League play-off Final. The 22 year old striker who is on loan from Birmingham City has scored 31 goals in 49 appearances and Ferguson realises how dangerous he is.

DF: Sam is a player we looked at in pre-season, he never had the best of seasons at Bromley but his form at Wrexham has been magnificent. We certainly could have done with his goals!

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[The Penalty Box Dancer]

The players run out onto the pitch for their pre-match warm up to cheers, whistles and horns. The Fylde fans are situated to the west of the tunnel at Wembley and it is filling up nicely.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

TEAM NEWS

AFC FYLDE



The only change to the starting line-up is Tyrone O'Neill starts!


WREXHAM



The biggest news is Sam Allaway is not in the match day squad. Dean Wright could well have a surprise up his sleeve for Fylde. ​

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

The players walk out onto the pitch led by manager Duncan Ferguson. The pre-match handshake is about to take place before we kick-off. ​

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Fylde get us started here at Wembley!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

TEAM NEWS

AFC FYLDE

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The only change to the starting line-up is Tyrone O'Neill starts!


WREXHAM

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The biggest news is Sam Allaway is not in the match day squad. Dean Wright could well have a surprise up his sleeve for Fylde. ​

Luckily for us, Wrexham are playing a 12 year old school boy on the left wing. Cmon you [Poor language removed] coasters!!!!

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

1. Wrexham with the throw deep inside the Fylde half. Danny Smith intercepts, long ball forward to Tyrone O'Neill to chase. He gets there.....

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

1. O'Neill is through on goal.....straight at the keeper! Pearse clears the danger.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Into these! I’ve already attacked the Wrexham mascot.

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

4. Lamptey now with the ball on the right flank, a nice one-two with McGavin. He finds Josh Ferguson....

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

4. Ferguson takes the shot from outside the box but its straight over the bar.