Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[JimmyJeffers]

I can neither confirm or deny Jimmy, I'm barred from Sayers so have never had one of their sausage rolls.

Ive got a nice little thing going on with Greggs though, Julie (Frank's sister) comes out the back every Wednesday with a tray of uncooked pasties that I sell to Mary and her mates at the old people's home. Give em a good deal like and in return they give me a bit of money and let me use their OAP bus passes when needed

What you get banned from Sayers for?

 

[Jimishorts]

What you get banned from Sayers for?

I’m guessing it was one of Macca’s famous ‘dirty’ protests.

Or he bummed one of the staff in the back kitchen.

Or both?

 

[maccavennie]

What you get banned from Sayers for?

Bumming Tracy's mums sister Cheryl

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Bumming Tracy's mums sister Cheryl

Haha. What are you like.

 

[maccavennie]

Haha. What are you like.

Cheryl said she had locked the bloody door and before you know it there's Mavis waiting to pay for her chocolate éclairs getting a right eyeful of Cheryl's baps hanging over the counter. Mavis was straight on the blower to Linda whose husband Gerald is the area store manager. Well, he's been known to dip into Cheryls house for a bit of her famous custard so there was no way he was gonna sack her and Cheryl came up with some crap that I'd gone in there with a machine gun and held her up at gun point until she gave me the mornings earnings of £14.56.

Next thing you know it, I'm barred.

Prefer Greggs anyway

 

[Yarrgh]

Cheryl said she had locked the bloody door and before you know it there's Mavis waiting to pay for her chocolate éclairs getting a right eyeful of Cheryl's baps hanging over the counter. Mavis was straight on the blower to Linda whose husband Gerald is the area store manager. Well, he's been known to dip into Cheryls house for a bit of her famous custard so there was no way he was gonna sack her and Cheryl came up with some crap that I'd gone in there with a machine gun and held her up at gun point until she gave me the mornings earnings of £14.56.

Next thing you know it, I'm barred.

Prefer Greggs anyway

Little Cheryl? At Sayers?! My mind's blown. The one who was going to be a nun but couldn't keep the vow of silence? I heard a rumour about her liking girls more than boys.

And Gezza too? He's one up himself smug bar steward. Can't wait to ask him about this the smarmy git when he's starting to flap his mouth after a couple of gin and tonics on a Friday.

I'm moving back to Fylde straight away.

 

[maccavennie]

Little Cheryl? At Sayers?! My mind's blown. The one who was going to be a nun but couldn't keep the vow of silence? I heard a rumour about her liking girls more than boys.

And Gezza too? He's one up himself smug bar steward. Can't wait to ask him about this the smarmy git when he's starting to flap his mouth after a couple of gin and tonics on a Friday.

I'm moving back to Fylde straight away.

Let me know as and when it's safe for my return mate. Got a fella coming later who is interested in buying my caravan. Hope he doesn't notice that it's just a tent with 4 wheels I glued on the sides.

 

[Yarrgh]

Let me know as and when it's safe for my return mate. Got a fella coming later who is interested in buying my caravan. Hope he doesn't notice that it's just a tent with 4 wheels I glued on the sides.

Just get it sold. No one can even remember why we even left Fylde in the first place. Clean slate for All!

 

[cronullasharks]

Haven't been in this thread for a while and seen it's full of bumming and dirty protests. Think I'll stick around

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

What are your thoughts on Feguson moving back to Fylde from Bolton? If it goes wrong here, where does Ferguson go?

Happy with the move? Can he get Fylde performing well like he did in his first four seasons?

 

[Yarrgh]

What are your thoughts on Feguson moving back to Fylde from Bolton? If it goes wrong here, where does Ferguson go?

Happy with the move? Can he get Fylde performing well like he did in his first four seasons?

Absolutely delighted! This time round I think we'll see an absolutely monumental swing to Fylde's standing in the football world. I reckon we'll be up back into the league within 2 seasons and then pushing on for League 1 almost straight away.

We might not be as glamorous as Bolton but I think that Big Dunc has learned how to manage the big time charlies of this world that we might need to get up to the championship over the next half dozen seasons.

Booking my tickets for the 2029 Champions League final right now.

Come on you Coasters!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zzr45]

I've heard that this is a smokescreen to cover up Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson being caught bumming a smackhead (or Miss Bolton to her mates) in the centre circle of Bolton's stadium. During an u18's game.

 

[Yarrgh]

I've heard that this is a smokescreen to cover up Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson being caught bumming a smackhead (or Miss Bolton to her mates) in the centre circle of Bolton's stadium. During an u18's game.

Why? Isn't that the traditional Bolton half time entertainment?

Seems a tad harsh after what Big Sam and Little Sam did with those circus midgets at half time when they were in charge.

 

[zzr45]

Why? Isn't that the traditional Bolton half time entertainment?

Seems a tad harsh after what Big Sam and Little Sam did with those circus midgets at half time when they were in charge.

Because it was an u18's game mate, you know how it is. Kids were watching and were expecting a St Bernard as it said in the program, not Miss Bolton.

 

[Yarrgh]

Because it was an u18's game mate, you know how it is. Kids were watching and were expecting a St Bernard as it said in the program, not Miss Bolton.

Something woof, something something rough. Insert shocked face emoji.