For those of you who doubt the Daily Mail's reliability...

[bluejock]

In the greatest-stadium-with-a-statue-of-Michael-Jackson-outside in the world.

Plausible. Entirely plausible.

 

[The T-Dex]

Erm, the greatest player in the universe uniting with the greatest manager in the universe?

Makes sense.

So Jol was signing Bendtner.

 

[pfim]

Jeebus, Bily can't even afford a change of clothes after going back to Russia.

Clothes in, ffs.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

At last we are signing a winger.

 

[ijjysmith]

Does this mean we are in the Europa League?

 

[BostonEvertonians]

So Billy flags cabs with his foot. Must try that..