Hibbert&Ernie
Player Valuation: £10m

Personally, I'd want everyone to know.
I'd rather sh*t in my hand and clap than go anywhere near that tramp.***
*** I might be lying
"Earlier yesterday, it emerged that another married premiership footballer had obtained an injunction preventing the publication of details relating to an alleged affair by a red top tabloid. Most of the gagging orders in existence have been taken out by men preventing the revelation of sexual indiscretions, although Eady dismissed suggestions that he and other judges were "introducing a law of privacy by the back door"."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/may/16/imogen-thomas-superinjunction-affair-footballer
This "footballer" is accusing her of blackmail now...
"Earlier yesterday, it emerged that another married premiership footballer had obtained an injunction preventing the publication of details relating to an alleged affair by a red top tabloid. Most of the gagging orders in existence have been taken out by men preventing the revelation of sexual indiscretions, although Eady dismissed suggestions that he and other judges were "introducing a law of privacy by the back door"."
They should rename this "law" the Footballer's Law. Since its all about them it would seem.
Parliament's going to have to step in.
Judges on one side might benefit from this Law (and indisgretions) and newspapers are too heavily influencing things.
I'd like to make her gag.
Naturally my first instinct was to make a sex joke about gagging. But I'm not really into that. Like when you're watching porn and the girls like almost throwing up, who gets off on that? But my word would I love to put a jelly tot in between her boobies and go find it with my face.
I'd like to make her gag.
I'd smash her until I went soft an sloppy
Gag her lad!!