Football-related phrases you can't stand

[efcjames]

"He certainly knows where the goal is."

 

[Milk]

This is Ron Atkinson 'speak', he also called fans 'punters'.

What a bell.

Ah but he did coin the phrase “little eyebrows” for glancing headers which I’ve always thought apt

 

[goodisonopheliac]

“Every suppoorter should celebrate if Liverpool triumph”

Henry f’n Winter headline in today’s Times.
What planet does the bozo live on?

'If you don't want Liverpool to win the league, you're a Tory.'

Brb, cancelling membership of Labour party.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

“He gets us”

 

[ClausThomsen]

Defenders are terrified by his pace.....Someone being fast does not inspire terror in any way, shape or form.

 

[mawders]

"He certainly knows where the goal is."

The said about DCL, never

 

[WA Toffee]

When co-commentators say a player "Just about" did something when they actually did do it.
Morons.

 

[Walken]

“Top Corner”

DIE

Oh yes this, basically anything ever said on soccer am

 

[Rob17896]

“He gets us”

A team in transition.

 

[Philw]

“He hit that TOO WELL”

Die

This, all day. It's impossible to hit it too well ffs!! You can hit it too hard, but not too well.

 

[4737carlin]

Onion bag, when talking about the goal.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Sam Allardyce has had this to say about Everton... blah blah crap blah pish blah

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Six pointer.... when clearly only 3 points maximum can be gained from the game.

it's a metaphorical 6 points though, 3 that you've got and 3 that they haven't got. i get your drift though.

 

[Seathestars]

The ambition of Everton

 

[Frang]

And it's liiiiiiiiiiiiivve