Football-related phrases you can't stand

[Toast]

He's got a big schlong?

Sir Alex describing Dion Dublin as 'the longest in the showers' still makes me laugh.

 

[Rob17896]

Special European night

they are alright at Goodison

 

[Rob17896]

“In this moment”

Seems a favourite of foreign managers esp our own

and a lot of posters! cringe

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

"there was contact."

It's a contact sport not Operation Yewtree ffs

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

We've turned a corner

 

[duncs pigeon]

Brilliant long pass - when rs playing.
A long ball over the defence - when we are playing.

 

[efcforever]

They're just asking one or two questions of the opposition defence now.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Europe royalty

 

[Tubey]

Everton

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Everton 0

 

[chrismpw]

So this is football

Followed by

Phenomemal

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

And the last game on motd features Everton against. .....

 

[4737carlin]

Phenomenal

 

[Yarrgh]

Top top player.

Philosophy and project when bs-ing the fans/ media.

 

[Blues Harp]

Phenomenal

Winner....