FM Everton

[Thorny]

I'd rebuild the stadium first but then;

Fcuk footballers, I'd then buy a team of scientists, genealogists and engineers to build some kind of DNA accelerator, like that machine off ‘The Fly’.

I’d hire a few detectives and hookers to steal the genes of various boss players, I’d fuse together the attributes of all said top players & I’d probably give them all a pair of tits and a nice ass while I’m at it, if a fly gets in the machine, no harm I reckon – nothing in the rules against wings.

So, what are you going to do with the remaining £10m?

 

[Fassbasstd]

Daft thread also had me lookin on the net for a radio station

 

[ToffeeDan]

1 top keeper
One very good right back
2-3 quicker midfielders for the pace we badly lack - Pienaar for a start.
1 great striker

 

[Connor]

Try and get Wojech Szcerzny off Arsenal , Keep Pienaar,Donovan,Drenthe and Denis. Lewis Holtby from Schalke would be a definite aswell, Young , Talented and most importantly an Evertonian.Also buy a boss striker and Kyle Walker.

 

[Kever10]

I swear we used to have an Everton radio station around 98/99ish, on medium wave and it was only broadcast on matchdays

Yeah, we did, but I reckon it was maybe even earlier, around 96/97 maybe...

Radio Everton, 1602, AM...

Ah, the good old days ...

 

[toffeejack]

i managed to build an insane fm team on 09, won the champs league 4 years in a row by 2015, not quite sure how it happened
akinfeev, zuniga, bale, otamendi, naldo, sneijder, neuer (free), hamsik, gourcuff, sessegnon, dzeko, forrestieri, lukaku and many others, sadly my hard drive broke and that game was no more was getting too easy anyway

 

[Cena]

Yeah, we did, but I reckon it was maybe even earlier, around 96/97 maybe...

Radio Everton, 1602, AM...

Ah, the good old days ...

Yehhhhh that's the 1, i had an EFC baseball cap with a built in radio, glory days mate

 

[Librarian]

So, what are you going to do with the remaining £10m?

With the remaining 10m I would hire some curly mustachioed French spies to infiltrate the RS kit-room. They would be instructed to smear their jockstraps with our 'Covert Chemial Lab' produced disorders such as Mickey Rot and Bawbag gout. Their new (planted) tea lady will rot them from the inside out.

 

[McBain]

First up, a mansion full of Prossies and a mountain of coke.

You Did say Charlie Sheen was buying us didnt ya?

 

[FTY]

Stekelenburg say 15 mil
Micah Richards probably 25 mil
Jags
Heitinga
Baines
Navas 20 mil
Banega 12 mil
Fellani
Moutinho25 mil
Pedro 25 mil
Remy 21 mil