First World Problems

[MondayHater]

That we have to few bank holidays in the UK

 

[Alan Whittle]

That we have to few bank holidays in the UK

Two this month though, and both on a Monday....err.....got to love Mondays eh?

 

[Kurt.]

Two this month though, and both on a Monday....err.....got to love Mondays eh?

Made me fume a bit more now as I start back on shift tomorrow for 4 days

 

[Alan Whittle]

Made me fume a bit more now as I start back on shift tomorrow for 4 days

Ah ha! @MondayHater is one of your many multis!!

 

[JLW]

I did try the " go on your own approach ", however I was met with the usual " you`ll do anything for your mates, but you won`t do anything for me "

The only saving grace, was it didn`t have one of those twee little garden centre tea rooms, otherwise I`d have been forced in there to, to drink a crap cup of tea, with a load of pensioners and fellas like me, who all had that " I`m glad it`s not just me " look in their eyes

Haha, then sit down and they say "that will be us one day"
'It kin wont be if you keep dragging me to places like this"

 

[Seathestars]

I’ve come away for 2 weeks extra work. I thought I might as well grab the overtime while it’s there.

Of course the dog decides to be sick and will go the vet tomorrow if no better. Seeing as it will be the emergency vet my overtime will probably take a hit.

 

[Rita_Poon]

My salt cellar has got damp, banging it like a manic judge with a gavel to try and get a grain out, and failing.

leave it in the sun. or, if you're a bit flush, on the radiator for an hour.

 

[Alan Whittle]

I did try the " go on your own approach ", however I was met with the usual " you`ll do anything for your mates, but you won`t do anything for me "

"You love that Crystal Palace more than me."
"I love Brighton more than you!"

 

[Bkk Andy]

Babies crying in business class. You're paying extra for the better experience. High pitched shrieking is not a better experience.

 

[Rita_Poon]

My salt cellar has got damp, banging it like a manic judge with a gavel to try and get a grain out, and failing.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Passwords. Passwords on everything....Im only trying to book two <insert expletive> cinema tickets!!!

 

[Littlesue]

That we have to few bank holidays in the UK

My last one tomorrow before I retire. I always chose to work though or else I don't get paid

 

[Taifi gorm]

Passwords. Passwords on everything....Im only trying to book two <insert expletive> cinema tickets!!!

The new one "we have changed the password on your behalf, in case someone found it offensive", ok so explain how your system isn't actually secure.

 

[JLW]

Would you like a digital receipt sir!

No just give me a paper one so i can throw in the bag and if i bring it back its simple, instead of searching through my 8,763 emails to find it.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Passwords. Passwords on everything....Im only trying to book two <insert expletive> cinema tickets!!!

The worst is when you log in with a username and password and they say”we have sent you a six digit code to your phone” Why?????? Obviously I have the password and user name. If you do not trust that method to be secure then stop asking me for it! I’ll just put my user name and you send me a text….