First words you said to your ex or current girlfriend/boyfriend?

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Can you remember them?

I made a great first impression. I was walking towards boarding a plane, kicking a football while eating pasta with crisp in (ay, dont take the piss until you have tried it) and wasn't walking as freely as usual, so she asks "Are you ok?" - to which I respond "Nah not really luv, my left bollocks killin", before promptly jogging off to control a football a mate passed while humming the Brazilian airport song - anyone remember that?

YouTube - Nike Football Ad Airport Scene

I also found out the other day that I also threw a skittle at her head (accident like, was aiming for a mate) earlier in the day. Vaguely remember it, didnt know it was her though.

Clearly she cant get enough as shes still irritating me 3 years later.

So anyway, first words/impression you made.
 

My mate wants to take you out(he did want to)two months later we got married still stuck with her 35 years later:lol::lol:
 
First words were probably the same bollocks I was saying to everyone else I met in the first week of uni.. "I'm Dave from Lincoln studying History, what are you taking?" etc. etc.

I did break her 18th birthday mug in the second week though and fired a shuttle cock (easy) at the back of her head whilst playing badminton not long after. She loves it.
 
GrandOldTeam said:
Can you remember them?

I made a great first impression. I was walking towards boarding a plane, kicking a football while eating pasta with crisp in (ay, dont take the piss until you have tried it) and wasn't walking as freely as usual, so she asks "Are you ok?" - to which I respond "Nah not really luv, my left bollocks killin", before promptly jogging off to control a football a mate passed while humming the Brazlian airport song - anyone ever remember that?

YouTube - Nike Football Ad Airport Scene

I also found out the other day that I also threw a skittle at her head (accident like, was aiming for a mate) earlier in the day. Vaguely remember it, didnt know it was her though.

Clearly she cant get enough as shes still irritating me 3 years later.

So anyway, first words/impression you made.
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I'd seen my mrs many times before we got together. Bumped into her in a bar one night and felt a bit nervy about asking her out. I was sat at the bar and she came over to order a drink for her and her mate. Dont know where it came from but I said to her "Had a dream about you last night but I didnt know what to call you". She laughed and that just about started it between us. Her mate done one and she stayed around to talk and have a laugh and joke. She's still here so I must be doing something right because she dont suffer fools gladly and she's still as beautiful to me now as she was then. You can laugh all you like but I'm still the winner with this girl (y)
 

Welton Toffee said:
First words were probably the same bollocks I was saying to everyone else I met in the first week of uni.. "I'm Dave from Lincoln studying History, what are you taking?" etc. etc.

I did break her 18th birthday mug in the second week though and fired a shuttle cock (easy) at the back of her head whilst playing badminton not long after. She loves it.
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Dirty bugger!
 
Only can remember the first words I said to my second (ex) girl friend. Aaaah godverdomme (translanted Autch, goddamned). Was at a party at one of my mates home. When I came out of his home, after getting a few bottles of beer. I stumbled over a step of a staircase, leading to his garden. Rolled over and landed face down on the ground. When looking up, she stood there looking down on me saying: "Well, that was a great first impression".:blush:

Had a badly bruised ankle and a few scratches. Also felt unbelievable stupid, but our relation lasted more than five years.
 

I wanna be your t-shirt when i
t’s wet - wanna be the
shower when you sweat
I gotta to be the tattoo on your skin - ya lemme be your
bed baby - when you climb in
I wanna be the sheets when you sleep - lemme be the
secrets that you keep
I gotta be the spoon - ta stir your cream
I wanna to be the one that really makes you scream
I wanna be - your lipstick when ya lick it
I wanna be - your high heels when ya kick it
I wanna be - your sweet love babe - ya when you make it
From your feet up to your hair - more than anything I swear
I wanna be - your underwear
I wanna be the itch that you scratch - wanna be your
chair when you relax
I got to be your razor when you shave
Wanna be the habit that really makes you crave
I wanna be - your hot tub - when you’re dippin’
I wanna be - your bathrobe - when you’re drippin’
I wanna be - your cocktail baby - when you’re sippin’
I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear
I wanna be - your underwear
Wanna be your sleepin’ bag - baby slip inside
Let me be your motorcycle n’ take ya for a ride -
alright
I wanna be - your hot sauce - ya when you’re cookin’
I wanna be - your sunglasses - hey good lookin’
I wanna be - wanna be the one - ya stick your hook in’
I just wanna be right there - more than anything I swear
Oh ya I wanna be - your underwear



...ah sorry, thought this was the 80's lyrics thread.
 

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