First Everton Goalscorer @ BMD

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Everton will go on an 11 game streak of not scoring any goals in their first 11 games at the new stadium.

At the 12th game, Mr. Testicles is walking around the pitch, throwing toffees and fresh pigs testicles in to the crowd, when Seamus Coleman accidentally smashes the ball out of play. But it doesn’t go out, it hits Mr. Testicles, ricochets off his thick head, looping over the enemy goalkeeper, the ball dropping in to the back of the net.

Later that week, Mr. Testicles is appointed to the role of Performance Advisor to the Everton Board.
 
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