Fireworks and dogs

[chicoazul]

Bommy ffs …. You illiterate meffs

I prefer dogs to WOOLS.

 

[chicoazul]

So pipe down about a few weeks where your beloved little kid scranner has to turn into a wimpy little mega rat when we have to share human areas with your mutts for all the other weeks of the year.

 

[Tommy Chong]

So pipe down about a few weeks where your beloved little kid scranner has to turn into a wimpy little mega rat when we have to share human areas with your mutts for all the other weeks of the year.

Awwww, c'mon Chic's...

 

[chicoazul]

Let us return to this thread when the rockets are firing and strong emotions may incur. This is the place to discuss it. I remain at your service.

 

[Rob17896]

That was me being as pleasant as I could about the pervasive shitting machines.

I am the same with children.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Right lads time for a real home truth, and trust me I hate to be the one who delivers this but it’s important I try and heal you:

No one cares about your dog, mate. Those of us who don’t need a smelly expensive little shitting machine to make us feel safe or less lonely care one bit how much you love your dog as we’re having to step over child blinding faeces your slightly larger rats leave. Or having human dwelling spaces increasingly invaded by your little kid scranning toys. Not even other dog owners care about your dog, they just pretend to so that in turn they can talk about their dog and you’ll pretend to care for a little while. A dog lives in a kennel in your garden, the same place all of its turds should stay. Not on our streets and parks. When your dog dies dig a hole that would make the thick little scruff proud and lash its body in here and shut up. It was just a dog. I’m gonna buy loads to fireworks and set them off to watch you whine more than your dogs because guess what lads, it’s just a dog and no one cares what it really feels compared to a human. Christ I hope the insurance for the things bankrupts you and the smiling vet - who is 100% laughing their cock off at a mug you are as soon as you walk out - hikes their prices up. Put your dog out in the kennel and it to shut the f up if it starts whining, as it’s a dog mate not your baby.

As a happy dog owner, you're spot on. But at least I don't use multiple twitter accounts to make me feel less lonely mush x

 

[tommye]

On the whole I prefer dogs to fireworks.
The owners of both need a slap at times though.

I'm the opposite.
Never had one of the kids stand in firework shît or be bitten by one.


Dogs. Meh.

 

[Kurt.]

I'm the opposite.
Never had one of the kids stand in firework shît or be bitten by one.


Dogs. Meh.

And dogs don’t fly as high when you set them alight

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

That was me being as pleasant as I could about the pervasive shitting machines.

If you're ever round my way im gonna drop a turd in one of your size 7 loafers.

 

[Seathestars]

So pipe down about a few weeks where your beloved little kid scranner has to turn into a wimpy little mega rat when we have to share human areas with your mutts for all the other weeks of the year.

 

[chicoazul]

As a happy dog owner, you're spot on. But at least I don't use multiple twitter accounts to make me feel less lonely mush x

I have one twitter account my friend. This just shows how frenzied dog enslavers get when the mirror is turned upon them. Shameless.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Right lads time for a real home truth, and trust me I hate to be the one who delivers this but it’s important I try and heal you:

No one cares about your dog, mate. Those of us who don’t need a smelly expensive little shitting machine to make us feel safe or less lonely care one bit how much you love your dog as we’re having to step over child blinding faeces your slightly larger rats leave. Or having human dwelling spaces increasingly invaded by your little kid scranning toys. Not even other dog owners care about your dog, they just pretend to so that in turn they can talk about their dog and you’ll pretend to care for a little while. A dog lives in a kennel in your garden, the same place all of its turds should stay. Not on our streets and parks. When your dog dies dig a hole that would make the thick little scruff proud and lash its body in here and shut up. It was just a dog. I’m gonna buy loads to fireworks and set them off to watch you whine more than your dogs because guess what lads, it’s just a dog and no one cares what it really feels compared to a human. Christ I hope the insurance for the things bankrupts you and the smiling vet - who is 100% laughing their cock off at a mug you are as soon as you walk out - hikes their prices up. Put your dog out in the kennel and it to shut the f up if it starts whining, as it’s a dog mate not your baby.

 

[Tommy Chong]

I'm the opposite.
Never had one of the kids stand in firework shît or be bitten by one.


Dogs. Meh.

Ahh, but Thomas, dogs are chill AF...

Kids aren't...

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I'm the opposite.
Never had one of the kids stand in firework shît or be bitten by one.


Dogs. Meh.

 

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