What delights will they give us on that final day?
ABBA Voyage at half time. Or during the game would be fun.
Joe Pasquale leading a rendition of KAGS.
Noel Edmonds and his 'Goodison Game Show' with the return of Mr Blobby (I have sat next to him for the last 4 seasons)
Lady mud wrestling (I prefer this)
Dan the Man to land his spitfire on the pitch.
Rod Stewart, Lee Mavers, Geri Halliwell and Justin Bieber to form the Toffee Band.
Amanda Holden to jump out of a giant cake and press a golden buzzer that turns the lecky on at our new gaff.
Probably be McCartney croaking away or Tony Bellew
I want Tommy Fleetwood
However, on me last day, before anything else, I will think of me dad, remember the first game he took me too, and say 'Thanks dad'. Little tear, then a boo for old times sake, and then sing along with all you lot.