Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
patterned boxer shorts complete with trunk, but.....
the trunk was empty, as he preffered the tuck under. in order to pay for the drinks he found some pingpong balls and
patterned boxer shorts complete with trunk, but.....
the trunk was empty, as he preffered the tuck under. in order to pay for the drinks he found some pingpong balls and
signed photographs of a once Premiership footballer named....
Seaman Sample using the fluids that came forth from the pingpong balls. Turns out they weren't pingpong balls at all but..
introduced to an electro-magnetic field....
(ar **** him)
Looked just like Lescott's face....(ar **** him)
Thats when he had the idea to......
fertilize the cauliflower cheese that looked like lescott's face
It was later that night that the welsh melt took his 3"cock out and stuck it in..........
a kingsize rizla and....
passed it to the duchy on the......
commitee for the london olympics who....
I wish i could come to work in my fairy costume, but Steven Ireland would no doubt wear the same thing when driving his pink car, hes so.....
lucky he wasn't drowned at birth when the mid-wife realised he was the basta*rd offspring of uncle Fester and sinead o'connor, but then again..........